my haters wish they were me
February 13, 2026 at 8:00 AM
my haters wish they were me
When I get paychecks again I'm going to the southcenter ikea and getting a blahaj. It'll fit perfectly with my boop and my amtrak plushy :3
February 13, 2026 at 7:34 AM
When I get paychecks again I'm going to the southcenter ikea and getting a blahaj. It'll fit perfectly with my boop and my amtrak plushy :3
I see so much bad on my timeline, can we just all like, post nice blahaj photos for an hour? We need a day of just blahaj
February 13, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I see so much bad on my timeline, can we just all like, post nice blahaj photos for an hour? We need a day of just blahaj
Tonight has been fucking wild
I didn't think I could have memories from months ago come back
Anyway
Trust US with your comfort.
Trust BLÅHAJ with your love.
I didn't think I could have memories from months ago come back
Anyway
Trust US with your comfort.
Trust BLÅHAJ with your love.
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Tonight has been fucking wild
I didn't think I could have memories from months ago come back
Anyway
Trust US with your comfort.
Trust BLÅHAJ with your love.
I didn't think I could have memories from months ago come back
Anyway
Trust US with your comfort.
Trust BLÅHAJ with your love.
I really hope he's doing better soon🖤. Here are some pictures of my silliest babies in the meantime :)
February 13, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I really hope he's doing better soon🖤. Here are some pictures of my silliest babies in the meantime :)
BLAHAJ improperly deployed its 'chute
GORY GORY WHATA HELLA AWYA TO DIE!!
a stuffed whale is floating in the dark
Alt: a stuffed whale is floating in the dark
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February 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
BLAHAJ improperly deployed its 'chute
Post one of your fav games that got 75 or less in metacritic
Idk what game y’all played but the one I did had me laying in bed clutching my Blahaj while sobbing for 90minutes after the end credits rolled.
Idk what game y’all played but the one I did had me laying in bed clutching my Blahaj while sobbing for 90minutes after the end credits rolled.
February 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Post one of your fav games that got 75 or less in metacritic
Idk what game y’all played but the one I did had me laying in bed clutching my Blahaj while sobbing for 90minutes after the end credits rolled.
Idk what game y’all played but the one I did had me laying in bed clutching my Blahaj while sobbing for 90minutes after the end credits rolled.
blahaj is so cuddleable im glad i got one, as much as the djungleskog was tempting me
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
blahaj is so cuddleable im glad i got one, as much as the djungleskog was tempting me
i think i shall spend my evening sipping hot cocoa and cuddling my blåhaj for i enjoy the finer things in life
February 13, 2026 at 1:22 AM
i think i shall spend my evening sipping hot cocoa and cuddling my blåhaj for i enjoy the finer things in life
*Adds a Blahaj to your horror game*
February 13, 2026 at 12:44 AM
*Adds a Blahaj to your horror game*
i gave my sharkie bottom surgery now its STUFFED SOO PLUMP AND BIG
you can really whack someone with it
you can really whack someone with it
February 13, 2026 at 12:24 AM
i gave my sharkie bottom surgery now its STUFFED SOO PLUMP AND BIG
you can really whack someone with it
you can really whack someone with it
Todo por los blåhaj
February 12, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Todo por los blåhaj
HUBO BLÅHAJ?
February 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
HUBO BLÅHAJ?
getting cozy on the blahaj <3
February 12, 2026 at 11:39 PM
getting cozy on the blahaj <3
February 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Do you need a break?
More cuteness in your life?
Then might I suggest spending five and a half minutes watching Blåhaj goes to waffle house at 3 am?
More cuteness in your life?
Then might I suggest spending five and a half minutes watching Blåhaj goes to waffle house at 3 am?
blahaj goes to waffle house at 3am
YouTube video by Atoga
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February 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Do you need a break?
More cuteness in your life?
Then might I suggest spending five and a half minutes watching Blåhaj goes to waffle house at 3 am?
More cuteness in your life?
Then might I suggest spending five and a half minutes watching Blåhaj goes to waffle house at 3 am?
To be clear, when I say "shark" what I mean is on the scale of Blåhaj to great white I'm definitely more Blåhaj 💙
a stuffed shark is surrounded by stars and dots
Alt: The famous Ikea shark, Blahaj, spinning blissfully and gracefully on a star filled background
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February 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
To be clear, when I say "shark" what I mean is on the scale of Blåhaj to great white I'm definitely more Blåhaj 💙
New mirror in use for the first real time! Nice dress innit
February 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
New mirror in use for the first real time! Nice dress innit
Hazy overcast morning, coffee, cuddly shark, cube, new Pettersson recording
My definition of heaven 😌
My definition of heaven 😌
February 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Hazy overcast morning, coffee, cuddly shark, cube, new Pettersson recording
My definition of heaven 😌
My definition of heaven 😌
It loves the car wash
February 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
It loves the car wash
I think I’ve said something like this before but if your husband or partner is super far and you’re struggling to sleep thanks to being touch starved, get a body pillow or a Blåhaj. Anything to hold onto.
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I think I’ve said something like this before but if your husband or partner is super far and you’re struggling to sleep thanks to being touch starved, get a body pillow or a Blåhaj. Anything to hold onto.
