Timmy and Tommy wear aprons not as an indicator of their status as workers, but because they cover their very large nutsacs #animalcrossingconspiracy

Timmy and Tommy are two in a set of several clones. While this means that they do not work 14 hours a day, this does raise other ethical concerns #animalcrossingconspiracy

all artworks in animal crossing are actually forgeries. The "genuine articles" are just Redd's best work #animalcrossingconspiracy