#afterlifegoals
Imagine having the energy to become a poltergeist. The sheer force of will. #afterlifegoals
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
October 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I want to be cremated and put into one of those biodegradable urns that a tree grows out of. Then I'm going to haunt that tree and everything that may potentially be made out of said tree if it is cut down. #afterlifegoals
June 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Is there dancing in the afterlife? 💃🏾🪦🕺

Watch the full, uncensored DEATH episode on our YouTube channel (link in bio). Caw!

#humor #surrealist #groovy #creepy #family #crow #parody #haunted #spooky #amusing #hilariously #deadly #mysterious #disturbing #mischievous #afterlifegoals #doomscroll
March 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
#AfterLifeGoals 🤣💯💯💯
March 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I aspire to have “of famous and eccentric memory” as my epitaph. #AfterlifeGoals

Francis Godwin, “A catalogue of the Bishops of England” (London; Printed for Thomas Adams, 1615). John Ryland’s Library, Manchester. R1809
March 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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