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I hate that my most poetic lines are always about the stupidest things.
“I am an oasis of love in this desert, and yet there is not a soul whose thirst needs slaked!”
(Lamenting about the fact that I can’t pet squirrels.) #Funny #Writing #Poetry #Humor #WritingHumor #WriteSky #CreativeWriting
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Being a writer is arguing with your character about the plot till midnight… and then letting them do whatever they want anyway.
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November 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
She swore it was minimalist storytelling. I just heard the dial tone and poured another drink.
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October 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
She swore it was minimalist storytelling. I just heard the dial tone and poured another drink.
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October 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
She swore it was minimalist storytelling. I just heard the dial tone and poured another drink.
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October 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Paul says it’s a plot hole. I say it’s a crawl budget issue. I’m an SEO expert—my characters don’t disappear, they just fail to rank.
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October 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I love making smart characters, they’re my favorite to write. Unfortunately, they’re written by me, who has a brain operated by a goblin with a joystick. #Writing #Author #Humor #WritingHumor #Funny #WriteSky #BookSky #Characters #OCs #OriginalCharacters #WritingCommunity #Write #Comedy #Writers
October 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
WCAT Talk Radio host MC Two Chains invited The Clowder to "dialogue" with MAGA voters. What could possibly go wrong?
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WCAT Talk Radio host MC Two Chains invited The Clowder to "dialogue" with MAGA voters. What could possibly go wrong?
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October 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Writers don’t start wars — we just lose them to punctuation.
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October 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Writers don’t start wars — we just lose them to punctuation.
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October 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Writers don’t start wars — we just lose them to punctuation.
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October 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Tried to write a novel. Accidentally keyword-optimized my existential crisis instead.
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October 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Pamela’s losing sleep over a Post-It. I’m losing patience.
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October 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Paul writes thrillers. I write SEO. But sure—one Post-It and I’m suddenly living in Act Two.
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October 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
True story 🫣

The book was only for pre-sale at the time, so I was thankfully able to correct it lol never been so angry about anything in my life 😅😅😅

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October 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My coffee addiction isn’t that noticeable. I just get headaches, can’t think straight, and become lightheaded when I forget to drink a cup. I think that’s just normal authorial behavior! #Funny #Writing #Coffee #CoffeeAddict #Humor #Author #WritingCommunity #WriteSky #BookSky #Writers #WritingHumor
October 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Being a writer is constantly hearing my characters voice in my head and then wondering if I’m super creative or mentally ill #writer #writinghumor #author
October 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Every writer knows this dance—our minds throw a rave, and our motivation hits snooze. The trick? Sit down anyway. The magic doesn’t happen in the idea—it happens when your fingers finally hit the keys. 💻🔥

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October 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Writers who wait for “inspiration” are like fishermen waiting for the fish to text back. 🎣😂
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October 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
🩸 Let your characters evolve—or explode. Flat arcs are for soda, not stories. 💅 #amwriting #characterarc #horrorwriting #writinghumor
October 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
One day, I will be older than the characters I’m writing for because time moves faster for me than it does for my characters. This is what causes my acid indigestion. #Writing #Funny #WritingHumor #Writers #Authors #Characters #WritersCommunity #WritingCommunity #WriteSky #BookSky #WorkInProgress
October 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM