Within 15 SECONDS, these little beasties were all over the new tree skirt.

#WhyICantHaveNiceThings

Action shot of Shiitake breaking a glass. #cats #caturday #CatsOfBluesky #WhyICantHaveNiceThings

Ugh. Winter necklace has gone mia. #whyicanthavenicethings

My mistresses are all like, "why can't you have more wives?" Then Rany puts Piseth Pilika dolls in their beds. #whyicanthavenicethings #fear

My 18 year old son drank too much last night and barfed on my new carpet.

Is the lesson his about how much alcohol he can tolerate or how I should have waited to get new carpet?

#collegekids
#adultchildten
#whyIcanthavenicethings