#WeAreAllZoey
#TFW you are just trying to wrap a few presents while sitting on the carpet but you have a Cattle Dog. 😆🐶🙃

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November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Another pre-snow memory from last week. Usually on struggle bus, my neighbor’s Magnolia (scale) & Hydrangea macrophylla (wilty/doesn’t bloom often here) were looking so gloriously #FantasticFoliage #FallColor that even #WeAreAllZoey appreciated it.

#gardening #bloomscrolling #GardenDogs #ACDLife 🌱
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Damp cool day so #GardenDogs #WeAreAllZoey and I are browsing seed catalogs & online sales, ordering so many #MilkweedForMonarchs #seeds for winter sowing this year, & doing totally normal Cattle Dog stuff.

#gardening #DogsOfBlueSky #ACDLife 🌱
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When your Cattle Dog has been in wild dingo mode all day and then curls up into a cute little ball with her furry little toe beans on display. 🥰

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November 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Mr. CMG spotted a new backyard visitor while outside with #WeAreAllZoey at lunch. Surprised he got a photo with our four-legged wildlife alarm by his side. He says it is White-Throated Sparrow, native unlike zillion introduced House Sparrows we see daily.

#gardening #birds #ecosystem #GardenDogs 🌱
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Zoomies launch code entered. Sequence initiation in 5…4…3…2…ruuuuunn!

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November 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
#WeAreAllZoey has a lot of feelings whenever we watch sportsball. Any loud enthusiasm or frustration makes her want to climb me like a sand dune. Here she is gripping my arm the other day (trying not to fall asleep in process). She’s a cute little space alien! 🥰

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November 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
While Mr. CMG was helping me take down the last of the peppers and tomatoes, #WeAreAllZoey was on #birds patrol, particularly the ones twittering in this obelisk full of tasty #NativePlants Lonicera sempervirens berries.

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October 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Cattle Dogs are so smart they play emotions like a Stradivarius. #WeAreAllZoey pounds ‘walk’ & ‘listen to me’ buttons all morning even when I am back-broke from #gardening. If request denied, stage 2 is intense mind meld blocking tv followed by ASPCA commercial audition. #GardenDogs #DogsOfBluesky 🌱
October 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
This Chaos Monkey FAFO’d last night & woke whole fam at 2am (again) because she was bored so she & I’ve been bedroom crate training all day to implement night jail—suddenly she’s trying lull me with her sweet lap baby nonsense. #ACDLife is 24/7 scheming. #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs #DogsOfBluesky
October 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Is it the weekend yet? Because I also feel like this.

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October 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
We were promised rain in the forecast tonight which we desperately need so #GardenDogs #WeAreAllZoey is putting the ‘blue’ in Blue Heeler as she vigilantly watches for it… and squirrels… mostly evil plant uprooting squirrels. #gardening #ACDLife #DogsOfBlueSky 🌱
October 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
#WeAreAllZoey playing nosy neighbor looking for cats/squirrels/falling leaves/bugs/anything moving in the shrubs on the other side of this fence on afternoon walkies.

#gardening #GardenDogs #DogsOfBluesky #ACDLife 🌱
October 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Put on overalls for #gardening therapy, went to get tools from garage, let this 35# lunatic go with me. Within 3 min, she was full-bore hunting a small fuzzy, flung 50# stone bird bath onto my toe, got stuck in thorny rose, & had to be carried in fireman-style. #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs #ACDLife 🫠🌱
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Spotted this plant chomper in neighbor’s yard on my way out to plants some new plants. We try to coexist with nature but not looking to open a baby plant salad bar so #WeAreAllZoey gleefully sent it zooming opposite way. Thank goodness for fences so she couldn’t catch it.

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September 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Just a Cattle Dog doing normal Cattle Dog things… like weird self-soothing by sitting like an immobile Sonic the Hedgehog ball for 10 minutes every morning. 🤷‍♀️🐶🤔

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September 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Had to say goodbye too soon to friend of 30+ years today. Cattle Dogs don’t excel at empathy (#WeAreAllZoey spent most time when I got back laying by my shoes in next room to decode where I’d been) but #gardening always provides respite like this perfect white rose appearing today. #bloomscrolling 🌱
September 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Our house is 100+ years old & haunted by a fuzzy ghost that appears in pitch black hallways silently, dressed in grey camouflage, so you can only sense the wag of her tail & really doesn’t like it when you go to bathroom without her supervision. 🤣

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September 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
April 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Lazy Sunday Goals:
✅ Magic gravity-defying floating paws
✅ Round little belly like a Renaissance painting cherub
✅ Completely impractical nap position
✅ Tiny half-barks from chasing squirrels in her dreams
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November 25, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Ear game on 12 today. She looks like she lost her jib in the chilly wind. 🤣 #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs #DogsOfBluesky
April 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
That’s hilarious! I grew up with Dobermans & rescue Greyhounds so I thought we were turning the crazy down a bit rescuing a smaller dog this time but Cattle Dogs are the most independent, stubborn, bossy, but adorable tyrants I’ve ever encountered. Everything is about/belongs to #WeAreAllZoey! 🤣
December 6, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Train them to help chase! I clapped & hollered squirrels off my fence/pots so much I accidentally taught my dog that clapping means run to the window, throw her little paws up on the sill so she can look out, & bark her head off. Makes watching sports at home impossible. #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs🌱
April 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
After #gardening all day, you must submit to a full sniff-spection by the warden.

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May 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Very tired from long night of drugging & hugging #WeAreAllZoey because people who set off amateur fireworks are soulless monsters but since we’re watching Rose Parade now, some mega colorful Red-Banded Leafhoppers seem like a beautiful start for 2025. #GardenDogs #gardening #LoveBugs #Ecosystem 🌱
January 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM