#WHOPPER
oh hello! so jolly
December 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Of all the “imagine saying this to”s, this one’s a whopper
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Impossible Whopper
December 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
gets angy if she is not offered a chunk of the whopper patty
December 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
YIKES! Fox “News” host and Trump lackey Laura Ingraham just tried to tell a whopper of a lie to cover for Trump’s farmer bailout plan, pretending tariffs are paid by foreign countries. A community note fact check quickly corrected the record.
December 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It’s Wednesday and that means it’s time for Defend Public Health’s Whopper of the Week!

This time we cover the lie that anti-depressants cause mass shootings.

The Regime needs to blame something, anything really, other than guns, so they simply lie to us.
Whopper of the Week: No, RFK, Antidepressants Do Not Cause Mass Shootings | Defend Public Health
Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. (RFK) has repeatedly said that antidepressant medications may be linked to mass shootings. Ignoring the considerable evidence that there are no links between antidepre...
www.defendpublichealth.org
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
we got the whopper
December 8, 2025 at 9:07 AM
There was a burger King right next to my hotel so of course as an American I had to try it
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'm done, so time to rate them.

Ratings:

Whopper: B-
Bacon Tots: C
Strawberry Pie: S
Float: A
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The Whopper Junior Prize is still available
I was robbed.
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
First, Senator Marshall is a doctor. He knows he’s lying. Second, the lie is a whopper. He says there’s massive fraud in Obamacare because a third of patients did not file a claim. That’s not fraud! AND THEN he blames Democrats who voting down a bill that would prevent fraud that is not happening.
December 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
in the 80s you could take a Whopper and substitute the ketchup for spicy ketchup and say "this is Mexican now"
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
watching Queer for the first time and why i just saw omar apollo’s whopper jr???
December 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
This is absolutely terrible already. I got doxxed and lost over 800 Burger King crowns. That's over TWO WHOPPER JUNIORS WORTH OF CROWNS, PEOPLE!
December 12, 2025 at 7:54 AM
The unitary executive theory is just a farce. An absolute whopper of bullshit. They should just say they want a strong leader and drop the pretense of constitutionalism.
December 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
That one’s quite a whopper alright
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Our last free-to-read story of the day is this classic whopper from @lorengrush.bsky.social:

Worshippers of Elon Musk have flocked to the middle of nowhere in Texas to watch SpaceX’s attempts to build a space-worthy rocket — and to find friends.
Encounters with SpaceX fans who uprooted their lives and moved to Starbase
Trying to understand the people who feel “trapped on Earth” and would like to live on Mars
www.theverge.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
For ethical reasons to produce unbiased reporting, my lunch today is this.
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Well I know that Dazed and Confused is the whopper
December 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Each one a whopper
December 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Free still isn't worth it. Epic still has to pass royalties on to that transphobic hag.

Game isn't even good anyway, sorry devs.
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
How do you like those apples @percytoplis.bsky.social Manc WHOPPER
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
As a garlic fiend I am judging you a tiny bit for ordering "whopper cheese"
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM