#TrumpyPumpy
Where would #TrumpyPumpy sue the BBC? In the US or the English courts? Obviously, the BBC is guilty of sticking two bits of speech together, but could the case be cleverly flipped into a trial of #TrumpyPumpy for seeking to overturn Biden's newly elected government?
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Good news?

In which particular order would you place these: 1) #TrumpyPumpy has died; 2) The Russians have surrendered in Ukraine and #Putain has gone in exile; 3) Israel has withdrawn from Gaza and Yahoo has resigned; 4) Britain has rejoined the EU?
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Yes, and #TrumpyPumpy has recently ended the Pubic Wars, making peace between Rome and Carthage and even pardoned Hanniballs.
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Meanwhile #TrumpyPumpy threatens to sue the BBC for suggesting he planned the 6 January Coup!
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Silly arse. Why doesn't he cover his face with orange pancake-mix and wear a wig? Or was the #TrumpyPumpy bop a condition for receiving the dough?
For only $40 billion, you can have this clown, Javier Milei, dance at your private club while laughing at the rest of America.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Surely 6 January will become an annual day of celebration as 9 November was for Hitler's followers? Trumpers will march on the Capitol and throw bricks through designated windows, and #TrumpyPumpy will make a portentous 'ramble' (can't be called a speech) in a large branch of McDonalds.
New: Prosecutors suspended for mentioning Jan. 6 riot in sentencing memo.

"The depravity of the Trump administration is already well documented, but each day brings more evidence of the moral and ethical vacuity of this president and his Republican enablers."

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Are we supposed to remove Jan. 6 from our calendars?
Two prosecutors suspended for mentioning the riot in sentencing memo for armed man stalking Obama
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November 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Orban may look like the cat that got the cream but come Monday #TrumpyPumpy will have forgotten who he was: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trump gives Hungary one-year exemption from Russian energy sanctions
The opt-out comes despite the US increasing pressure on allies to sever economic ties with Russia.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
#TrumpyPumpy farted?
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
They should ask #TrumpyPumpy to appear too. Andy's crime was no greater and his: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Democrats in US Congress ask Andrew to appear for questioning over Epstein links
The panel, which does not have the power to subpoena Andrew, made the request as part of its investigation into Jeffrey Epstein.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
How to wind up #TrumpyPumpy.

He'll be looking for an excuse to send his Icemen into New York.
The mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, has congratulated Zohran Mamdani on his election victory and what he called a “historic campaign"

"New Yorkers faced a clear choice - between hope and fear - and just like we've seen in London - hope won," he said

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/n...
‘Hope Won’: Sadiq Khan, London’s Mayor, Congratulates Mamdani
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
What do #TrumpyPumpy and Claire Balding have in common?
November 5, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Important thing next time is NOT TO LOSE. I am not sure the world could take another 4 years of #TrumpyPumpy or a #Trumpette.
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
#TrumpyPumpy doesn't think he's at war with Venezuela, but he is at war with Nigeria... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trump says he doubts US will go to war with Venezuela
In the same interview, the US president suggests Nicolás Maduro's days as the South American country's leader are numbered.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
He's come as Napoleon.

#TrumpyPumpy always comes as Napoleon.
If Epstein was still alive, he would have been there.
Trump is holding a Great Gatsby/Roaring 20s-themed party at his private club in Palm Beach tonight as he tries to withhold SNAP and health care subsidies from millions of Americans. (via Kellie Meyer)
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This lav has #TrumpyPumpy written all over it. I am pretty convinced he was behind (sic) the theft of the other one: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Second casting of solid gold toilet stolen from Blenheim Palace up for sale
The first edition of the solid gold loo was taken from Blenheim Palace in 2019.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In short, #TrumpyPumpy has ended the Pubic Wars.
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
#TrumpyPumpy has just reconciled Rome and Carthage, thereby winning this year's Nobilis Prize.
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
#TrumpyPumpy pulls the chain
Makes a smell
And pulls again.
October 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
And another role-model for #TrumpyPumpy. Maybe Don's politics are more African than Hitlerian? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Ivory Coast election: President Alassane Ouattara wins fourth term after main rivals barred
Alassane Ouattara's win is unsurprising as his biggest rivals were barred from contesting the election.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
It's Vice-Admiral Epstein with Harvey the Pookah. The medals were awarded by his pal #TrumpyPumpy
October 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM