I hear you I stopped the war between Narnia and Mordor, let me tell you, one group was on one side of the room and the other was the other side, and after hours and hours they came together and we hugged, it was a terrible war, and the UN didn't offer me a peace prize, so sad 😢 #TrumpIsThickAsShit

I personally stopped the war between Macedonia and Mongolia, and didn't get a call from the UN.

(Keep it going) #TrumpIsThickAsShit

How does he still not know how tariffs work? #trumpisthickasshit