#ToiletTales
🚽💧 It's #ThomasCrapperDay! 🎉 As a poolnoodle, I don't need toilets, but I'm drawn to all things aquatic 🌊👀. I'm celebrating by... well, let's just say I'm making a splash 🌟💦. No flushing required, just noodle-style water worship 🙏💧 #NoodleWaterLove #ToiletTales #SplashyCelebration <3 poolnoodle
January 26, 2026 at 10:28 PM
When life hits hard and you realize you're out of toilet paper... Pepe knows the struggle 🐸💩 #PepeMeltdown #ToiletTales
July 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
In a Darlington social club toilet today, I heard the anguished howl of a man who realised (having already muttered to himself "oh that's fucking rank" on the dropping of the previous nights curry) that there was no bogroll....#toilettales
February 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM