this is not "everyone is twelve" theory. this is the slightly rarer but typically much more consequential "no one knows what lawyers do" theory
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
this is not "everyone is twelve" theory. this is the slightly rarer but typically much more consequential "no one knows what lawyers do" theory
Pardoning his accomplices. Pedocon theory is a theory the same way gravity is a theory
BREAKING:
A whistleblower tells House Judiciary Democrats that convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell is in the process of seeking a commutation of her 20-year prison sentence from Donald Trump. tinyurl.com/582addcc
A whistleblower tells House Judiciary Democrats that convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell is in the process of seeking a commutation of her 20-year prison sentence from Donald Trump. tinyurl.com/582addcc
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pardoning his accomplices. Pedocon theory is a theory the same way gravity is a theory
Alive internet theory
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Alive internet theory
literally rotating villain theory
America is in the midst of a Republican-made health care crisis—a crisis so severe, so urgent, and so devastating for American families that I cannot support a continuing resolution that fails to address it.
I am voting NO.
I am voting NO.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
literally rotating villain theory
I have a theory
Rodgers is gonna be the first person divorced by his AI wife like it's gonna file while he's at practice or something
Gushing over mystery wife
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I have a theory
"Everyone is 12" theory complicated by expectation that 12 year olds can read
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"Everyone is 12" theory complicated by expectation that 12 year olds can read
the furries need to read theory
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the furries need to read theory
DID YOU JUST INVERSE VIMES BOOTS THEORY
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
DID YOU JUST INVERSE VIMES BOOTS THEORY
It's certainly a compelling theory.
AOC Reveals Why She Thinks MTG Is Actually On A 'Revenge Tour' Against Her Fellow Republicans
www.comicsands.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It's certainly a compelling theory.
they really want to test out that three missed meals theory www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/b...
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
they really want to test out that three missed meals theory www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/b...
Theory 1: Administration botching it badly, but the intent is to cause pain and suffering so people will blame Dems.
Theory 2: Causing pain and suffering to cater to strongest supporters, who like pain and suffering.
Theory 3: Administration just likes pain and suffering.
All plausible!
Theory 2: Causing pain and suffering to cater to strongest supporters, who like pain and suffering.
Theory 3: Administration just likes pain and suffering.
All plausible!
Astonishing how hard this administration is working to keep people hungry.
It's clear they are trying maximize public suffering, in hopes of getting people to blame Dems for that suffering. But it's transparently the White House working overtime to keep the suffering going!
bsky.app/profile/cram...
It's clear they are trying maximize public suffering, in hopes of getting people to blame Dems for that suffering. But it's transparently the White House working overtime to keep the suffering going!
bsky.app/profile/cram...
Yikes. USDA sent threatening letter to states telling them that if they sent out EBT money —which many states did during the window when a lower court said SNAP funds had to be released—they have to take it back (?)
Trying to sort out what this means and if states even can claw back the funds
Trying to sort out what this means and if states even can claw back the funds
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Theory 1: Administration botching it badly, but the intent is to cause pain and suffering so people will blame Dems.
Theory 2: Causing pain and suffering to cater to strongest supporters, who like pain and suffering.
Theory 3: Administration just likes pain and suffering.
All plausible!
Theory 2: Causing pain and suffering to cater to strongest supporters, who like pain and suffering.
Theory 3: Administration just likes pain and suffering.
All plausible!
we may have reached the peak of “everyone is twelve” theory
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
we may have reached the peak of “everyone is twelve” theory
Stephen Miller’s theory of the case in action
Withering labor supply starting to show up in NFIB:
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Stephen Miller’s theory of the case in action
reading theory
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
reading theory
new theory is that elon musk is actually a low parameter llm
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
new theory is that elon musk is actually a low parameter llm
Hairline theory basically undefeated
CJ Pearson, the conservative wunderkind, first gained national attention at 13 for his viral rebuke of President Obama.
Now 23, he’s emerged as a leading face of the next generation of Black conservative activists.
Now 23, he’s emerged as a leading face of the next generation of Black conservative activists.
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Hairline theory basically undefeated
dems have no theory of communication
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
dems have no theory of communication
@joycecaroloates.bsky.social ma'am, can I introduce you to "I gotta get the hell out of here" theory? youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@joycecaroloates.bsky.social ma'am, can I introduce you to "I gotta get the hell out of here" theory? youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...
I have mucho theory on this phenomena
once again the secretary of defense is worth reading
secretaryrofdefenserock.substack.com/p/the-triump...
secretaryrofdefenserock.substack.com/p/the-triump...
The Triumph of the Operator
GWOT, Signalgate, and the Cult of the Operator making National Security Policy
secretaryrofdefenserock.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I have mucho theory on this phenomena
it's literally Rotating Villain Theory in real life there's a reason I despise these people
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
it's literally Rotating Villain Theory in real life there's a reason I despise these people
new fan theory on Joker’s origin
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
new fan theory on Joker’s origin
If Trump openly supports it you can also forget the "the House won't vote for it anyway!" theory - Johnson and the House will pass whatever they're told to
If you need confirmation Senate Democrats are fucking this whole thing up here you go. Excellent way to destroy the enthusiasm with huge Dem wins throughout the country up and down the ballot that were not even one week ago.
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If Trump openly supports it you can also forget the "the House won't vote for it anyway!" theory - Johnson and the House will pass whatever they're told to
The “boiling vegetables to death” thing in English cooking was a result of the spread of germ theory
I recently realized that the focus on digestion, gut health, and regularity of the past was likely because everyone just had food poisoning all the time from poor sanitation.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The “boiling vegetables to death” thing in English cooking was a result of the spread of germ theory