I suppose I must lead what the social workers call a full life. The world is my oyster! I can dip in and have a basinful of anywhere I fancy. Ooh, these headphones don't half make your ears hot. Dear oh dear, like two braised chops under there they are!

#TheRadioHam

Police radio: Car 35, Car 35, report received drinks being served in Three Kings, Agamemnon Road at 11.15. Investigate please

Tony: Three Kings, Agamemnon Road, that's not bad, 11.15. I'll have to remember that!

#TheRadioHam

Radio voice: Flying doctor calling Wollumboola base. I'm on my way Mrs Fraser, just wrap him up and don't move him.

Tony: That's good isn't It, short wave 11.5 metres. I must call him up one night and have a chat about my backache!
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Tokyo voice : How is weather in San Francisco? It is are raining not here in Tokyo

Tony: Oh, get off the air you oriental fool! I've got a bloke here drifting about helplessly with a dirty great hole in his boat!

#TheRadioHam

Police radio: Car 35, Car 35, report received drinks being served in Three Kings, Agamemnon Road at 11.15. Investigate please

Tony: Three Kings, Agamemnon Road, that's not bad, 11.15. I'll have to remember that!

#TheRadioHam

Tony: Oh, by the way, thanks for the bottle of Slivovitch

Belgrade voice: Oh, you received it

Tony: Yes, very good. I had a sore throat for a fortnight! There's a crate of stout in the post, I hope you like it!

#TheRadioHam

Tony: Harry, do us a favour will you? Nip round to my mother's place and ask her to make a tray of bread pudding. Oh, and tell my mother, sugar on the bread pudding. Roger and out.

#TheRadioHam

Mayday: Listen carefully, I cannot keep on the air much longer, my batteries are almost finished

Tony: I understand, go ahead

Mayday: Keep tuned to this wavelength, you are my only contact with the outside world

Tony: At last, me bread pudding days are over!

#TheRadioHam

It seems ages since I had a natter with old Yoki Suji in Tokyo. I wonder how his wife is, what was her name? Radiant Flower of the Devine Heavens.

I wonder if her feet are still playing her up?

#TheRadioHam

Tony: What's your exact bearing?

Mayday: My position is longitude...

Tony: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I've broken me pencil!

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This is GLK London to all stations. GLK London is now closing down and will be off the air for five minutes for a quick cough and a drag!

#TheRadioHam

Oh it's a marvellous invention this is. I don't know what I'd do without this, I'd go crackers. Best 500 quids worth I ever spent. Opened up completely new horizons for me. Friends all over the world. None in this country but all over the world!

#TheRadioHam

"It seems ages since I had a natter with old Yoki Suji in Tokyo.

I wonder how his wife is, what was her name? Radiant Flower of the Devine Heavens.

I wonder if her feet are still playing her up?"
#Hancock #TonyHancock #TheRadioHam #RayGalton #AlanSimpson

Police radio: Car 35, Car 35, report received drinks being served in Three Kings, Agamemnon Road at 11.15. Investigate please.

Tony: Three Kings, Agamemnon Road, that's not bad, 11.15. I'll have to remember that!
#TonyHancock #Hancock #TheRadioHam #RayGalton #AlanSimpson