"I was attacked by a rabid raccoon!" - CALLER, The Raccoon Incident, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #TheRaccoonIncident #InternationalRaccoonAppreciationDay

"And it was a groundhog!" - CALLER, The Raccoon Incident, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #TheRaccoonIncident #GroundhogDayEve

"Let's talk about rabies!" - CHRIS GETHARD, The Raccoon Incident, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #TheRaccoonIncident #WorldRabiesDay #ChrisGethard

"Caller, thanks for letting us know about the harrowing experience that involved that raccoon." - CHRIS GETHARD, The Raccoon Incident, Beautiful/Anonymous #BeautAnon #TheRaccoonIncident #InternationalRaccoonAppreciationDay #ChrisGethard

"I thought it was, like, the biggest rat I'd ever seen." - CHRIS GETHARD, The Raccoon Incident, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #TheRaccoonIncident #WorldRatDay #ChrisGethard