Please oh great techbro, leave Seattle to punish us poor Wilson voters who like buses we absolutely won’t be able to survive without you.
Also, fuck off into the sun.
Also, fuck off into the sun.
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Please oh great techbro, leave Seattle to punish us poor Wilson voters who like buses we absolutely won’t be able to survive without you.
Also, fuck off into the sun.
Also, fuck off into the sun.
I’m glad we can all still see it (b/c the techbro satellites haven’t completely fucking obscured it yet)
Everything sucks, but at least we're all excited about the sky again for a moment
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I’m glad we can all still see it (b/c the techbro satellites haven’t completely fucking obscured it yet)
Techbro bullshit. Of course it will be.
We need Karl Pillkinton as Bullshit Man
We need Karl Pillkinton as Bullshit Man
Karl Pilkington - Bull Shit Man EXTENDED
YouTube video by Karl Pilkington (KPvideos)
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Techbro bullshit. Of course it will be.
We need Karl Pillkinton as Bullshit Man
We need Karl Pillkinton as Bullshit Man
Fun fact: Art Garfunkel has a higher math credential than virtually every supposed genius techbro you've ever heard of.
Then again, I have a higher music credential than Art Garfunkel, so that logic will only take you so far, but I still bet he maths better than Elon.
Then again, I have a higher music credential than Art Garfunkel, so that logic will only take you so far, but I still bet he maths better than Elon.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Fun fact: Art Garfunkel has a higher math credential than virtually every supposed genius techbro you've ever heard of.
Then again, I have a higher music credential than Art Garfunkel, so that logic will only take you so far, but I still bet he maths better than Elon.
Then again, I have a higher music credential than Art Garfunkel, so that logic will only take you so far, but I still bet he maths better than Elon.
Come on bro. Did y'all not hire somebody from Mississippi to design this? Only an out of stater would write this crap. Probably some New York AI techbro.
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Come on bro. Did y'all not hire somebody from Mississippi to design this? Only an out of stater would write this crap. Probably some New York AI techbro.
I'm convinced that the reason rich techbro dipshits are pushing AI so hard is because, as soulless automatons that aren't good at anything themselves, they want their own kind to become ascendant and inescapable so they don't have to acknowledge the truth about their own existence.
but im mean
but im mean
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm convinced that the reason rich techbro dipshits are pushing AI so hard is because, as soulless automatons that aren't good at anything themselves, they want their own kind to become ascendant and inescapable so they don't have to acknowledge the truth about their own existence.
but im mean
but im mean
The jagoff's brain is tapioca.
Whoever the last techbro was he spoke with was all he remembered. He's a moron.
Whoever the last techbro was he spoke with was all he remembered. He's a moron.
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The jagoff's brain is tapioca.
Whoever the last techbro was he spoke with was all he remembered. He's a moron.
Whoever the last techbro was he spoke with was all he remembered. He's a moron.
Fuck Tim Whiney.
Fuck every single C-Level techbro to hell.
Fuck every single C-Level techbro to hell.
Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney has defended AI following Eurogamer's 2/5 Arc Raiders review, which criticised the game's use use of AI voice generation. "AI dialog generation + human personality and tuning could totally transform gaming," Sweeney said.
www.gamesindustry.biz/epics-tim-sw...
www.gamesindustry.biz/epics-tim-sw...
Epic's Tim Sweeney wades into the Arc Raiders AI row
"This technology increases human productivity in some areas by integer multiples"
www.gamesindustry.biz
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Fuck Tim Whiney.
Fuck every single C-Level techbro to hell.
Fuck every single C-Level techbro to hell.
FratBoy/TechBro Eugenics Policy.
I wish I was joking.
I wish I was joking.
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
FratBoy/TechBro Eugenics Policy.
I wish I was joking.
I wish I was joking.
you don't understand, the classic tweet about the torment nexus is a morality tale about letting techbro leadership do what they want
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
you don't understand, the classic tweet about the torment nexus is a morality tale about letting techbro leadership do what they want
sure, but we're talking about techbro culture in the US
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
sure, but we're talking about techbro culture in the US
yeah the stereotypical techbro in my mind read Ayn Rand and a bunch of scifi slop and stubbornly refused to read much more but he tended to reach that minimum threshold
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
yeah the stereotypical techbro in my mind read Ayn Rand and a bunch of scifi slop and stubbornly refused to read much more but he tended to reach that minimum threshold
My techbro moment was being very tired and cold and thinking "What if they made sweatshirts, but pants"
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My techbro moment was being very tired and cold and thinking "What if they made sweatshirts, but pants"
/2 Being a Techbro (a term that is not actually gendered; some women are techbros) seems to require mistaking very old things as brand new and taking credit for discovering them. I guess they do the best they can within their limits.
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
/2 Being a Techbro (a term that is not actually gendered; some women are techbros) seems to require mistaking very old things as brand new and taking credit for discovering them. I guess they do the best they can within their limits.
congrats you’re not a techbro
I am not speaking about everybody in tech, I’m talking about a distinct but unfortunately very powerful and prominent subset
I am not speaking about everybody in tech, I’m talking about a distinct but unfortunately very powerful and prominent subset
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
congrats you’re not a techbro
I am not speaking about everybody in tech, I’m talking about a distinct but unfortunately very powerful and prominent subset
I am not speaking about everybody in tech, I’m talking about a distinct but unfortunately very powerful and prominent subset
The Silicon Valley techbro set did not, and the world is vastly poorer for it.
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The Silicon Valley techbro set did not, and the world is vastly poorer for it.
Bluesky has turned out to be a shithole techbro censorship hellscape just like Twitter. They suspended Sarah Kendzior and didn't tell her why. That's absolute bullshit and I'm done with this place. substack.com/@sarahkendzi...
Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior)
I’ve been suspended from BlueSky. I don’t know why. I wasn’t online much today, and the last things I posted were excerpts from my substack newsletter articles. The suspension followed without explana...
substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Bluesky has turned out to be a shithole techbro censorship hellscape just like Twitter. They suspended Sarah Kendzior and didn't tell her why. That's absolute bullshit and I'm done with this place. substack.com/@sarahkendzi...
I'm pretty new here but I don't want to be on a platform that suspends people who provide great content without telling them why. That's absolute techbro bullshit. I'm outta here. @pfrazee.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm pretty new here but I don't want to be on a platform that suspends people who provide great content without telling them why. That's absolute techbro bullshit. I'm outta here. @pfrazee.com
It couldn't possibly be that Mary was commenting on her husband's fledgling turn into a techbro... 🙄
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It couldn't possibly be that Mary was commenting on her husband's fledgling turn into a techbro... 🙄
Fratboy/TechBro Eugenics Nation.
Live updates: Supreme Court keeps a block on SNAP payments, as shutdown potentially nears an end
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November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Fratboy/TechBro Eugenics Nation.
I absolutely believe some dipshit techbro would be “inspired” to these depths of wtf-ery.
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I absolutely believe some dipshit techbro would be “inspired” to these depths of wtf-ery.
It seems the theme of 2025 is "people with any amount of authority losing trust and sabotaging their own systems to be authoritarian trolls"
whether one is a president or a midlevel techbro
whether one is a president or a midlevel techbro
It’s wildly disingenuous for @aaron.bsky.team to reply to queries about Sarah Kendzior’s suspension about how they don’t comment publicly on individual users when he knows that we all know that they haven’t even told her privately what the basis for the suspension is
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It seems the theme of 2025 is "people with any amount of authority losing trust and sabotaging their own systems to be authoritarian trolls"
whether one is a president or a midlevel techbro
whether one is a president or a midlevel techbro
Let's be real here: from what I know about Musk, Thiel and Ellison, their stunning lack of realization that their dimwitted techbro concepts could also be abused by a dictator is quite the thing.
...especially considering who all of them are politically aligned with these days.
...especially considering who all of them are politically aligned with these days.
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Let's be real here: from what I know about Musk, Thiel and Ellison, their stunning lack of realization that their dimwitted techbro concepts could also be abused by a dictator is quite the thing.
...especially considering who all of them are politically aligned with these days.
...especially considering who all of them are politically aligned with these days.
Good God. Do all of these techbro assholes think that Orwell's _1984_ was a *prescriptive* novel instead of a dystopian one?
They're literally selling road maps for a technological totalitarian state right in front of us and we're all supposed to nod and say "sir..."
Fcking forget it.
They're literally selling road maps for a technological totalitarian state right in front of us and we're all supposed to nod and say "sir..."
Fcking forget it.
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Good God. Do all of these techbro assholes think that Orwell's _1984_ was a *prescriptive* novel instead of a dystopian one?
They're literally selling road maps for a technological totalitarian state right in front of us and we're all supposed to nod and say "sir..."
Fcking forget it.
They're literally selling road maps for a technological totalitarian state right in front of us and we're all supposed to nod and say "sir..."
Fcking forget it.
real techbro nonsense in the vein of "what if we just connected all of the autonomous cars together so there wasn't any traffic"
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
real techbro nonsense in the vein of "what if we just connected all of the autonomous cars together so there wasn't any traffic"