Just getting dinner onto the table for the kiddos, will deal with this later.
Trump: "We had a guy named Buttigieg. Boot-edge-edge they say is the best way. Just say two 'edges' like off the edge of a cliff — which is where they were taking us, by the way."
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Just getting dinner onto the table for the kiddos, will deal with this later.
Dems talking point: we care about kitchen table issues
people: I'm at my kitchen table rationing meds bec I can't afford health care. Or food. On kitchen table, no food, no money
Democrats: anyway kitchen table issues
people: had to burn kitchen table for fuel, i'm dying
Democrats: You're welcome!
people: I'm at my kitchen table rationing meds bec I can't afford health care. Or food. On kitchen table, no food, no money
Democrats: anyway kitchen table issues
people: had to burn kitchen table for fuel, i'm dying
Democrats: You're welcome!
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Dems talking point: we care about kitchen table issues
people: I'm at my kitchen table rationing meds bec I can't afford health care. Or food. On kitchen table, no food, no money
Democrats: anyway kitchen table issues
people: had to burn kitchen table for fuel, i'm dying
Democrats: You're welcome!
people: I'm at my kitchen table rationing meds bec I can't afford health care. Or food. On kitchen table, no food, no money
Democrats: anyway kitchen table issues
people: had to burn kitchen table for fuel, i'm dying
Democrats: You're welcome!
Quick! Call Jeanne Shaheen to the negotiating table!
Lavrov Makes It Explicit: Russia Will Not End the War Unless Ukraine Capitulates
+ factcheck on Trump's claim about India
www.onestnetwork.com/post/lavrov-...
+ factcheck on Trump's claim about India
www.onestnetwork.com/post/lavrov-...
Lavrov Makes It Explicit: Russia Will Not End the War Unless Ukraine Capitulates
Lavrov demands Ukraine’s capitulation, Trump downplays war risks, and India continues Russian oil imports despite U.S. claims—signaling a widening geopolitical shift.
www.onestnetwork.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Quick! Call Jeanne Shaheen to the negotiating table!
[interrogation room]
good cop: *sets coffee and smokes on table* here you go
suspect: thank you
cat cop: *slowly pushes coffee and smokes off table*
good cop: *sets coffee and smokes on table* here you go
suspect: thank you
cat cop: *slowly pushes coffee and smokes off table*
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
[interrogation room]
good cop: *sets coffee and smokes on table* here you go
suspect: thank you
cat cop: *slowly pushes coffee and smokes off table*
good cop: *sets coffee and smokes on table* here you go
suspect: thank you
cat cop: *slowly pushes coffee and smokes off table*
Beginner's luck, comm for @d-tor.bsky.social !
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Beginner's luck, comm for @d-tor.bsky.social !
This is what I’m bringing to the table 😘
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This is what I’m bringing to the table 😘
Title reveal! Tonight a fabulous group of actors will table-read my next play! 🐐
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Title reveal! Tonight a fabulous group of actors will table-read my next play! 🐐
Jeffries was on tv this morning saying there was nothing on the table, and the White House wasn’t even at the table, was he not?
BREAKING: Deal to end government shutdown in reach
Deal to end government shutdown in reach
At least 10 Senate Democrats are expected to support a key procedural motion.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Jeffries was on tv this morning saying there was nothing on the table, and the White House wasn’t even at the table, was he not?
Yassamin Ansari is racking up some good fighting points. The table in front of Johnson’s office, and now this. Keep saying it like it is.
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Yassamin Ansari is racking up some good fighting points. The table in front of Johnson’s office, and now this. Keep saying it like it is.
These guys are constantly saying that Dems need to abandon identity politics and run on kitchen-table issues. They get the most kitchen table-ass candidate imaginable, spend months saying he's secretly radical, then as soon as he wins they say he's secretly moderate.
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
These guys are constantly saying that Dems need to abandon identity politics and run on kitchen-table issues. They get the most kitchen table-ass candidate imaginable, spend months saying he's secretly radical, then as soon as he wins they say he's secretly moderate.
This man on my table
@griffinbarrows.bsky.social
@griffinbarrows.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This man on my table
@griffinbarrows.bsky.social
@griffinbarrows.bsky.social
3-2 start means some scoriagmis are on the table. Sunday Night Football you have my attention.
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
3-2 start means some scoriagmis are on the table. Sunday Night Football you have my attention.
Negotiating with terrorists used to be off the table.
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Negotiating with terrorists used to be off the table.
On the massage table for @tylerandace.bsky.social - things just kept getting hotter and hotter 🥰❤️🔥
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
On the massage table for @tylerandace.bsky.social - things just kept getting hotter and hotter 🥰❤️🔥
Normalement quand tu finis ton yaourt tu peux sortir de table, pas de prison 😒
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Normalement quand tu finis ton yaourt tu peux sortir de table, pas de prison 😒
Come to the table about what?
GTFO
GTFO
Hassan: With the government reopening shortly, Republicans now finally have to come to the table. Or make no mistake, Americans will remember who stood in the way.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Come to the table about what?
GTFO
GTFO
THEY GAVE ME A TABLE!!!
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
THEY GAVE ME A TABLE!!!
I'm at the dentist, and they've put an artsy print of a molar next to a bunch of lilies on a small table and it feels like I'm at a funeral for a tooth
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I'm at the dentist, and they've put an artsy print of a molar next to a bunch of lilies on a small table and it feels like I'm at a funeral for a tooth
It was “NO” yesterday.
It’s “NO” today.
And it’ll be “NO” when it gets to the House.
I’m not voting for something that forces millions of Americans to choose between seeing a doctor and putting food on their table.
It’s “NO” today.
And it’ll be “NO” when it gets to the House.
I’m not voting for something that forces millions of Americans to choose between seeing a doctor and putting food on their table.
Senate passes shutdown-ending deal
Senate passes shutdown-ending deal
The House could clear the package for President Donald Trump’s signature by Wednesday.
dlvr.it
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It was “NO” yesterday.
It’s “NO” today.
And it’ll be “NO” when it gets to the House.
I’m not voting for something that forces millions of Americans to choose between seeing a doctor and putting food on their table.
It’s “NO” today.
And it’ll be “NO” when it gets to the House.
I’m not voting for something that forces millions of Americans to choose between seeing a doctor and putting food on their table.
WELKER: Can you guarantee you will reopen the government before Thanksgiving?
JEFFRIES: Donald Trump needs to get off the golf course and get back to the negotiating table
JEFFRIES: Donald Trump needs to get off the golf course and get back to the negotiating table
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
WELKER: Can you guarantee you will reopen the government before Thanksgiving?
JEFFRIES: Donald Trump needs to get off the golf course and get back to the negotiating table
JEFFRIES: Donald Trump needs to get off the golf course and get back to the negotiating table
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
*cue sound of me pounding my fist on the table screeching with joy*
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
*cue sound of me pounding my fist on the table screeching with joy*