#Stolas&Blitz
Domestic #stolitz wrapping presents
#helluvaboss #hellaverse #stolas #blitz
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
still version 💖
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Blitz is focused on getting Stolas to a safe place, Stolas is focused on not letting Blitz die
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Charlie: VOX JUST DECLARED WAR ON HEAVEN SHIT FUCK WE’RE AT WAR

Meanwhile in Imp City

Blitz: Hey buddy can you try maybe putting your dishes in the sink?
Stolas: Put them in the sink? Don’t they just…put themselves there?
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Blitz having impfluenza and Stolas taking care of him and in the midst of his fever, Blitz tells Stolas how much he loves him and wants him and all the quiet parts out loud

And Stolas thinks Blitz is just saying that because he is sick
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
📝Hot Desking (3/14)

I guess Blitzø just got a reality check that peeking in other's stuff is not okay...

story by @artexian.bsky.social and art by me~

#stolitz #stolas #blitz #hotdesking #HelluvaBoss
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 AM
"Can I kiss you?" Blitz asks. Before Stolas can answer, Blitz continues, clearly nervous. "I mean, I've wanted to for ages but if you're not ready.."

Stolas kisses him

When the mission is over, Blitz and Stolas become insufferable, always flirting but in their freaky way.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Blitz sits up, on his knees, hands on his hips, sitting directly in front of Stolas to look him in the eye. Stolas blinks at him, Blitz just keeps looking at him before finally asking, "What's wrong? Seriously, tell me."
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I just want Stolas thirsting over Blitz and sexually frustrated fam sorry (not sorry)
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Blitz: Fuck marry kill—the TV man, the red guy, or Lucifer
Stolas: Kill them all and then we fuck
Blitz: Ok not actually an option, but you know what, solid choice
Stolas, watching the news horrified: “how could anyone disrespect Lucifer, the King of Hell? this is a travesty, the sheer disrespect —“

Blitzø, gnawing on a block of cheese beside him: “yeah, okay, but do you think he’s fucking the tv guy or the deer on the down low?”

Stolas: “…I have theories—“
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
When Blitz is better he’s not sure why Stolas is suddenly acting so weird around him and then Loona is like “u confessed ur undying love for him and said you wanted to live in his pants”

And blitz is just 😳
Blitz having impfluenza and Stolas taking care of him and in the midst of his fever, Blitz tells Stolas how much he loves him and wants him and all the quiet parts out loud

And Stolas thinks Blitz is just saying that because he is sick
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Blitz shrugs, lays back in bed again, all nonchalance. "Maybe I wanted you all to myself and to pretend we're married."

Stolas blushes, wonders if he's dreaming. Blitz looks up at him again, blushing too, but he's smiling. Stolas turns to face him.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Stolas: everything go alright? You were out for a while.

Blitz, plopping the takeout on the coffee table: yeah some weird rally downtown. The TV guy, fuckin, he declared war on heaven or something. They were out of Mr. Pibb so I grabbed one from a gas station.

S: you're sweet, dear wait what hap
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Pretty sure I've said it before but i'll say it again:

IMP getting a job requiring undercover work as a married couple and M&M offer but Blitz insists that he and Stolas go

And Stolas is confused bc he is not trained for the field nor has he shown interest in fieldwork
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
He just wants to go back to the way things were. Blitz living his best life, free of Stolas

not because Stolas was happier. not because that's what his heart truly desires

but because he thinks that's what Blitz wants. He thinks that's what would make Blitz happy.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
And Stolas doesn't want to say. Doesn't want Blitz to feel bad or pressured.

So instead he asks, "Why did you want to do this mission with me?"

Blitz only blinks at him.

"I mean," Stolas continues. "Millie and Moxxie could have handled it."
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Blitz made enough money to buy a bigger apartment. Stolas just curls into the bed and goes right to sleep. Blitz crawls in after him and strokes his head, watching him until he can't hold his eyes open anymore. 💕
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I just remembered that comic where Stolas gets jealous thinking Blitz is with a woman but it's just him in drag
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Finally finished my reciprocal gift to my favorite twin @cotikun.bsky.social UwU 💕

Nothing holds a candle to the amazing banner she gave me, but I'm happy to at least give her my best 🫰💜

#Stolitz | #art
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Stolas? That's just Blue Grinch

Blitz? Bald Grinch.

This whole damn show is Grinches
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Stolitz is really fun because we have Stolas thinking "Ah this is what Blitz wants!" and Blitz thinking "Oh this is what Stolas wants" and they are both wrong 💕
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Blitz washing dishes: you ever hang out with any of those overlord dicks?

Stolas putting them away: Occasionally one would show up at a soiree or higher up goetia summit. Overbearing. Blowhards.

B: hm.

B: you ever fuck around with one

S: have you?

B:...saw that cactus guy on hell Grindr.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Okay but Stolitz "stuck" in the back of an elevator that's bursting with demons who keep pushing Blitz against Stolas, either his face or his horns rubbing againts his cloaca and they're trying so hard not to be horny but failing wildly
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I have a confession to make...

Ghostfuckers may be my favorite Helluva Boss episode to date, but I'm still here...

December 2024- Sinsmas
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM