DIY splashguard.
It's not really a fender.
Secret ingredient: "coroplast plastic election poster.
And zip ties.
Remember to curve off the sharp corners.

They'll have to bury him in an undisclosed location. That, or put up a splashguard!

There better be a splashguard, or else it's this:

Hey #TeamInformiert #TeamVorsicht, K1 fährt auf Klassenfahrt und Campingplatz und wir überlegen, wie es sich beim Duschen schützen kann. Wir haben ne FloMask und gesehen, dass es dafür diesen SplashGuard gibt, mit dem man wohl duschen kann. Aber inkl Versand 42€?? Uff. Hat jemand noch ne Idee??

would depend on the exact shade i guess...would have to see it. I am also a fan of white as also mentioned. (but defo with splashguard/backboard on walls where sink/oven are. i LOVE the tile ones!)

I think the Anal Umbrella, with the splashguard accessory, will be appropriate.

youtu.be/Lk0DsDPj_Jo?...

- Finally, we'd be remiss to not have 'magic' in the title without our 11 new spells, from the whimsical Fingerguns, Bulletguard and Splashguard for your firearm safety needs, and powerful incarnate spells for the Blackpowder Beast and Son of the Guillotine; monstrous harbingers of the revolution.

now you might be thinking to yourself "actually, gin, MY car has the most perfect splashguard ever manufactured and nothing bad will ever happen to it" and I'm here to tell you I'm FOURTH in the line of people I know this has happened to in the last year. anyway put zip ties in your trunk or sth