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October 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
79 yr old FLA man fulfills life long dream to become middle east Ruler.
Film at 11
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No they wouldn't put a life-saving vaccine in their bodies but they fill their stupid faces and tits with plastic and Christ knows what else.
and those lips! whose lemons have they've been sucking?
September 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Hours later the bartender asked, « Will it ever end? »
A Möbius strip walked into a bar, sobbing.
The bartender asked, “What’s wrong, buddy?”
The Möbius strip replied, “Where do I even begin?”
September 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Mike Johnson: Trump Acted as an 'FBI Informant' on Epstein
t.co/KjiC2cQbkQ
https://www.mediaite.com/politics/speaker-johnson-suddenly-claims-trump-acted-as-an-fbi-informant-on-epstein/
t.co
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Separated at birth.
August 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Separated at birth.
August 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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But with this so-called administration you never know.
August 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Melanoma is so smart 🙄
August 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Another weekend coming right at ya...
August 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
#SpittingCoffee 😸😸😸
August 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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You know Putin has something really horrendous on Trump. Trump is too anxious to bend the knee and do the nasty and bend over and let Putin do the nasty to him.
With his denture lisp it sounds like he said “dic-taster,” I figured he was fantasizing about his friend Putin. He’s a lunatic.
August 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I have no affinity for cabbage,
it's stench turns my stomach,
but I have always wanted to have
a photograph of me lying
in an old-fashioned clawfoot bathtub full of cherry red
Jell-O cubes
At no point does the Bible tell you not to take sexy photos of yourself in a bathtub filled with coleslaw.
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