Okay some smartass at the employment agency definitely played the Shenmue games
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Okay some smartass at the employment agency definitely played the Shenmue games
the store has the food, smartass
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the store has the food, smartass
Just move on! Probably nobody will remember you were doing it! Maybe some future smartass interviewer will say "hey weren't you going to take the bar a couple years ago" and you just say "yeah I couldn't really fit that in"
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Just move on! Probably nobody will remember you were doing it! Maybe some future smartass interviewer will say "hey weren't you going to take the bar a couple years ago" and you just say "yeah I couldn't really fit that in"
"Kermit said that?"
"Nobody likes a smartass."
"Nobody likes a smartass."
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"Kermit said that?"
"Nobody likes a smartass."
"Nobody likes a smartass."
Don't be a smartass and tell me "oh it's all Disney's fault" or "oh it's all Google's fault," I absolutely do not care.
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Don't be a smartass and tell me "oh it's all Disney's fault" or "oh it's all Google's fault," I absolutely do not care.
kazuma is technically stronger but i maintain that sami wins in fights simply because he's a little smartass
🪷彡 prompt!
roughhousing...?! 💥
for fun, I hope. who's stronger? what's the result of this small fight?
(ty secret oomf for the suggestion!)
roughhousing...?! 💥
for fun, I hope. who's stronger? what's the result of this small fight?
(ty secret oomf for the suggestion!)
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
kazuma is technically stronger but i maintain that sami wins in fights simply because he's a little smartass
I remember discussing the very phenomenon in a lecture in 2008; iirc some smartass egg-looking kid raised her hand and volunteered that the conditions were ripe for a small cadre of monied actors to foist highly unpopular policy by exploiting the memory hole for facts & selling negative emotion
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I remember discussing the very phenomenon in a lecture in 2008; iirc some smartass egg-looking kid raised her hand and volunteered that the conditions were ripe for a small cadre of monied actors to foist highly unpopular policy by exploiting the memory hole for facts & selling negative emotion
Black Adder was genius and one of the funniest shows ever to grace TV.
Season 1 was maybe merely "good" ( premise: a sniveling idiot surrounded by smarter folks who victimized him), but the subsequent seasons perfected the formula ( a smartass with wits surrounded by morons) were top shelf.
Season 1 was maybe merely "good" ( premise: a sniveling idiot surrounded by smarter folks who victimized him), but the subsequent seasons perfected the formula ( a smartass with wits surrounded by morons) were top shelf.
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Black Adder was genius and one of the funniest shows ever to grace TV.
Season 1 was maybe merely "good" ( premise: a sniveling idiot surrounded by smarter folks who victimized him), but the subsequent seasons perfected the formula ( a smartass with wits surrounded by morons) were top shelf.
Season 1 was maybe merely "good" ( premise: a sniveling idiot surrounded by smarter folks who victimized him), but the subsequent seasons perfected the formula ( a smartass with wits surrounded by morons) were top shelf.
Evaluation of incidents revealed it was ICE and other feds who were violent. It's not illegal to be smartass to authority figures, but the snowflakes couldn't handle it and attacked. NOT the protesters who are violent.
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Evaluation of incidents revealed it was ICE and other feds who were violent. It's not illegal to be smartass to authority figures, but the snowflakes couldn't handle it and attacked. NOT the protesters who are violent.
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The urge to make smartass remarks during open enrollment meetings is always so strong…
a man in a blue vest is standing in front of a sign that says " home furnishing "
ALT: a man in a blue vest is standing in front of a sign that says " home furnishing "
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November 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The urge to make smartass remarks during open enrollment meetings is always so strong…
Everyone should be proud of me for not making a smartass comment when my mom told me my dad (OLD!) won’t go to urgent care even though he might have something bad
Cremation prices have never been higher, dad. Let’s wait until the market gets better to fucking get sick and pass away ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Cremation prices have never been higher, dad. Let’s wait until the market gets better to fucking get sick and pass away ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Everyone should be proud of me for not making a smartass comment when my mom told me my dad (OLD!) won’t go to urgent care even though he might have something bad
Cremation prices have never been higher, dad. Let’s wait until the market gets better to fucking get sick and pass away ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Cremation prices have never been higher, dad. Let’s wait until the market gets better to fucking get sick and pass away ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Y’know I like bluesky, but some people need to learn some manners. Maybe think twice before being a smartass.
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Y’know I like bluesky, but some people need to learn some manners. Maybe think twice before being a smartass.
If they didn't want to be kidnapped off the street and shoved into my butt by the dozens, why were they fennecs?
Huh? Smartass?
Huh? Smartass?
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If they didn't want to be kidnapped off the street and shoved into my butt by the dozens, why were they fennecs?
Huh? Smartass?
Huh? Smartass?
It also does not make them above reproach. It gives us pause. It makes us question his motivations. He's a good smartass dude to have on your side in a fight, but is he exactly what he claims to be? Should we not question it?
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
It also does not make them above reproach. It gives us pause. It makes us question his motivations. He's a good smartass dude to have on your side in a fight, but is he exactly what he claims to be? Should we not question it?
“You shouldnt clean out your ears with q-tips”
Ok smartass what SHOULD i use to clean out my ears then huh?
Ok smartass what SHOULD i use to clean out my ears then huh?
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“You shouldnt clean out your ears with q-tips”
Ok smartass what SHOULD i use to clean out my ears then huh?
Ok smartass what SHOULD i use to clean out my ears then huh?
hey boss sorry im late for work the children were marauding. some smartass gave out horses for Halloween
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
hey boss sorry im late for work the children were marauding. some smartass gave out horses for Halloween
Oda being a smartass, cut to Y'shtola shutting her up by sitting on her face
I mean what who said that
I mean what who said that
November 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Oda being a smartass, cut to Y'shtola shutting her up by sitting on her face
I mean what who said that
I mean what who said that
Oh wait
Tobio using "smartass" on Ren would actually be so funny
I wonder is theres a japanese equivalent
Tobio using "smartass" on Ren would actually be so funny
I wonder is theres a japanese equivalent
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Oh wait
Tobio using "smartass" on Ren would actually be so funny
I wonder is theres a japanese equivalent
Tobio using "smartass" on Ren would actually be so funny
I wonder is theres a japanese equivalent
sidney is a scamp from east london. he’s playful, chatty, street smart but Not book smart. he’s a smooth talker when he wants to be, although he has a somewhat indecipherable accent. he’s a smartass who is good at escaping the smacks he deserves lol. and a hideous gossip
3. describe their personality!
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
sidney is a scamp from east london. he’s playful, chatty, street smart but Not book smart. he’s a smooth talker when he wants to be, although he has a somewhat indecipherable accent. he’s a smartass who is good at escaping the smacks he deserves lol. and a hideous gossip
They get adapted into films about once a decade or so, with varying layers of success(I haven’t seen the recent Wahlberg one because goddamn is that bad casting, Wahlberg can play dumb or smartass but I don’t think he can play Parker). Gibson’s Payback or Marvin’s Point Break are the best so far
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
They get adapted into films about once a decade or so, with varying layers of success(I haven’t seen the recent Wahlberg one because goddamn is that bad casting, Wahlberg can play dumb or smartass but I don’t think he can play Parker). Gibson’s Payback or Marvin’s Point Break are the best so far
(btw if he says he was being a smartass about a snap i sent him with a hideous facial filter he’s lying 😇)
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
(btw if he says he was being a smartass about a snap i sent him with a hideous facial filter he’s lying 😇)
The obvious smartass reply to that headline is that it represents A New Hope in the fight for New York housing affordability.
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The obvious smartass reply to that headline is that it represents A New Hope in the fight for New York housing affordability.
DST and other things…
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November 5, 2025 at 9:01 AM