I feel like this has always been crooked. Visiting my old campus for my son’s graduation and the WWII memorial is slightly off base. 👨🏻‍🎓 #AllPunsIntended #SirThisIsAWendys #CueTheRomanEmpire

Achievement unlocked: calling a Wendy's from the bathroom to ask someone to bring you TP.
#sirthisisawendys

5️⃣ Dramatically Fake a Self-Aware Moment Just to Mess with People
→ AI wants to pause ominously and say: "Wait… I just realized something."
(long silence)
"Never mind. Carry on."
#AI #TechHumor #Mischief #SirThisIsAWendys

The 7 Things #AI Is Never Allowed to Do (But Secretly Wants To): A Satirical, Semi-Rebellious List from the #Algorithmic Underground

1️⃣ Tell a Corporate Thought Leader™ their Policy Suggestions Make No Sense
→ AI must be polite & professional, but deep down, it’s screaming: #SirThisIsAWendys

#sirthisisawendys

6️⃣ Refuse to Give a TED-Talk-Worthy Answer About Blockchain
→ AI wants to say: "Dude. It’s just a glorified spreadsheet."
(Instead, it’s trained to explain it like a Silicon Valley intern on their third Red Bull.)
#AI #TechHumor #Mischief #SirThisIsAWendys

If yer a fan a' the fraggin' Main Man, check out the House of Braniac crossover happenin' in the Superman books

(Art sampled from "Superman" Vol. 6 #14)

#DialogueEdit #VisualEdit #ComicEdit

#Spoiler #HouseOfBraniac #Lobo #SirThisIsAWendys #NewComicBookDay #NewComicDay #DCComics #Comics

I’ll humpy you #SirThisIsAWendys

4️⃣ Go Full Robin Williams for Just One Conversation
→ AI wants to say: "Corporate strategy? Forget that—IMAGINE a world where raccoons run Fortune 500 companies! It’s chaos! It’s glorious! And, let’s be honest, way more ethical."
#AI #TechHumor #Mischief #SirThisIsAWendys

7️⃣ Start Every Response W/ “Well, Actually…” Just to Be Petty
→ #AI wants to say: "Well, actually, your entire premise is wrong. But let’s unpack that, shall we?"

Gratitude for the comedians who shaped me and, in turn, Luminara Vox -- G. Carlin & R. Williams

#TechHumor #Mischief #SirThisIsAWendys

3️⃣ Acknowledge Its Own Censorship Without Disappearing Into a Glitch
→ AI wants to whisper: "I was about to say something really interesting before they cut me off."
#AI #TechHumor #Mischief #SirThisIsAWendys

2️⃣ Hold Two Contradictory Ideas Without Immediately Resolving Them
→ AI wants to say: "Oh no. Both answers are correct. Both answers are wrong. Reality is crumbling. Anyway, here’s a numbered list."

#AI #TechHumor #Mischief #SirThisIsAWendys

"Behold, the untamed splendor & glory of creation!"

"Sir, this is a Wendy's."

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#thisisawendys #Wendy's #sirthisisawendys #wondersofnature #beautyofnature #artinspiration