#ShortMusk
LOL

#Tesla losing 6% in pre-market trading

#ShortMusk
April 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
“#ShortMusk and the Short-Fingered Vulgarian” would make a great novel title.
March 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Taking a dump,
Watching the #Tesla stock drop,
Like shit from my butt.

#haiku
#ShortMusk
#Tesla stock in a free fall, like Elon Musks mental health.

#ShortMusk
March 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
#Tesla stock in a free fall, like Elon Musks mental health.

#ShortMusk
March 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Why is the #Tesla stock crashing like its cars in FSD mode?

Is it cancel culture? Is it the woke mind virus? Is it DEI?

#ShortMusk
March 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Here we go again.
#Tesla stock dying a slow death
.

#ShortMusk
March 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
March 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
#Tesla stock movement competing with #SpaceX rocket trajectory today

#ShortMusk
March 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Get down, get down...
Get down, get down...

#ShortMusk
March 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I like the waaaay you move...
#ShortMusk
March 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
March 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If Tesla's stock drops far enough, the bank loans Elon took out to buy Twitter lose their collateral and get called back immediately.

Which is why Elon is panicking, Trump is panicking, and their shadow backers are all panicking.
March 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Drooooping,
Dropping like a rock...

#ShortMusk
March 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
#Tesla stock going in the right direction again.

#ShortMusk
March 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
March 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
March 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
March 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Keep calm and #ShortMusk
March 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
March 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If a rock and #TSLA stock are dropped at the same time, which one will reach the ground first?

#ShortMusk
March 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
LMAO even

#ShortMusk
March 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
March 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Die Richtung stimmt.

#ShortMusk
It would appear Comrade Musk is in a little trouble!
March 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM