#SATANIC
If you participate in subjecting your son to literally illegal, literally Satanic slavery, he will probably never speak to you again. ⚠️🖕👿
@deahq.bsky.social
@geotab.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I am referring to the literally illegal espionage which has victimized my life relentlessly. Pure Satanic fucking evil. ⚠️🖕👿
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
"Reign of Chaos: Satanic Whispers in the Zócalo"
https://www.excelsior.com.mx/opinion/victor-beltri/la-vuelta-al-mundo-en-80-segundos/1752058
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
When we were kids my younger brother literally had a comedy bit about Teddy Ruxpin doing this 🙃

They’ve invented Satanic Teddy Ruxpin from the classic comedy bit Oh No, It’s Satanic Teddy Ruxpin!
“It didn’t just tell kids where to find matches — it also described exactly how to light them, along with sharing where in the house they could procure knives and pills.”
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I remember when parents thought some talking toys were satanic for no reason, but this is an actual threat 🙃
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This may be a hot take, but I always thought Hissing Fauna was kind of a letdown after The Sunlandic Twins and Satanic Panic
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Some of those are genuinely harmful. The sex part, while clearly flawed, seems like more of an American cultural issue, considering Swedish children's books on sex. Comparable to the article freaking out about ChatGPT telling someone how to perform a Satanic ritual when explicitly asked for it.
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
From direct experience the 80s' Satanic Panic was very real in New Jersey at least. Maybe it never reached parts of the Bible Belt. 🤷‍♂️
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM

there were claims of 'backward masking' of vinyl which they said that if you play the records backwards, they had satanic messages including things like 'kill whitey' and all that

it was so psychotic honestly... but did not last

hysterias generally have a short half life

there's no substance
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM

I was a pre-teen during the 'Satanic Panic' of the 80s and remember well

they were telling us to burn our 'demonic' records which was mostly a lot of metal albums but also Beatles and relatively mild artists too (they made a lot up), and 'satanic' books, etc.
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
This, Satanic, and Sunlandic are an all time trio
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
In 1986, I handed all of my D&D books to a friend to hold onto for me because I bought those books with my own money and I was terrified that my mom would throw them all out one day when I was at school. She was *convinced* they were Satanic. And this was in New Hampshire, not the South.
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Here’s a thing: when my high school friends & I were in the paper in San Diego in the 1980s for our “Satanic activities” we were frankly more annoyed that the reporter called us “stoners” than Satanists. Most of us were straight-edge! No drugs at our D&D games, you paranoid, gullible grownups!
The number of dudes saying they grew up playing D&D in the 1980s Bible Belt and say the Satanic Panic never happened and is a myth made up by anti-Christians is striking.
Just Blocked my third.
My patience with delusional fuckwits is zero and I'm not giving them a platform for their stupidity.
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I have newspaper clippings from So Cal in the 1980s about my high school friends and the various activities, (including “playing Dungeons and Dragons”) that we were doing that were supposedly Satanic. I guess that never happened!?
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I wont even fuck in an empty church lot. My satanic ass has more respect for the sanctity of the church than these pigs.
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Satanic Nachos is my metal band name
#FrightClub
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
They're there to pick up some of those Satanic nachos, aren't they? #FrightClub #ThemThatFollow
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Seems demonic and satanic. We need a black pope
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This seems demonic and satanic. The solution is a solid prayer regime
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This is such projection it’s not funny. Many Christians have that kind of persecution complex because it’s exactly what y’all have been doing to everyone else for over 1000 years. And y’all are the only ones who believe in Satan, so Satanic communism is not a thing.
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Yes, I already lived through (some of) the Cold War Red Scare and the Satanic Panic. Why do we have to keep doing this stupid shit? Constant fear!fear!fear!
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM