#RTO
I can’t wait for younger managers to be in charge. These older ones are so annoying. Working in the office is unproductive for SO many reasons. Bad remote workers will be even worse in-office workers. It’s true this was likely a back-door layoff but I’m so tired of hearing about RTO mandates.
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
It’s hard to have a high turnover (because you pay like shit, fire a lot of people, force RTO even for people hired fully remote, etc) and have the lessons from the past be transmitted properly. New people haven’t learned why past decisions didn’t work.
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
600 Paramount Skydance employees quit after RTO ultimatum, costing company $185 million | Fortune share.google/p3AkZXtZPlar...
600 Paramount Skydance employees quit instead of returning to the office, and it cost the company $185 million, filings show | Fortune
CEO David Ellison offered workers an ultimatum in September: Come back to work or find a new job.
share.google
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Leaked Paramount Memo Reveals Logistics of 5-Day RTO Push

Leaked Paramount Memo Reveals Logistics of 5-Day RTO Push - BeyondLINK
Paramount Skydance is getting ready to welcome its employees back to the office five days a week.
beyondlink.live
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Leaked Paramount Memo Reveals Logistics of 5-Day RTO Push

Leaked Paramount Memo Reveals Logistics of 5-Day RTO Push - BeyondLINK
Paramount Skydance is getting ready to welcome its employees back to the office five days a week.
beyondlink.live
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
RTO is a fucking joke man. what is this.
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Forcing RTO with AR15's, How American.
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores

You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Paramount Skydance's five-day return-to-office push is coming into focus. Read the memo Paramount's "RTO Task Force" sent to employees about the plan.
Paramount just told staff to pack up and prepare for a five-day office return — read the leaked memo
Paramount Skydance's five-day return-to-office push is coming into focus. Read the memo Paramount's "RTO Task Force" sent to employees about the plan.
www.businessinsider.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
11- Thanks to the lockdown most teams are geo-distributed between LA, Seattle and New York.

The excuse of "collaboration" is nonsense. Add in that we have vendors in India sending us vibe-coded slop and the whole RTO collaboration rationale falls apart.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
4- Mandated RTO four days a week.
5- Nobody's doing 4 days a week or if they are it's a half day to just swipe in.
6- There's not enough parking if everyone came in.
7- Hotelling - there's not enough desks if everyone came in as directed.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
RTO is cause the security for the AI bubble is a real estate debt bubble, and now they're saying openly that the government (that is, our taxes) is ultimately holding the bag, just like last time; Citizen, take comfort knowing that no billionaires will be harmed in the destruction of the economy.
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
On TV in a hoodie!

RTO is going to slap these guys so hard.
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
*worst Joker impersonation*

Hahaha! What's the matter Bats? Did Wayne Enterprise mandate RTO? Don't think of it as soul crushing rush hour traffic. That's just all of Gotham collectively soaking in all that *precious* office culture!

OHHOHOHOHOHO!
TFW you've got a Joker to stop, but you've just hit the evening rush hour.

📺: Batman: The Movie, Ocean Software, 1989 (ZX Spectrum version)
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
But I am genuinely shocked by how much I’ve enjoyed the Baum books. The first one (Wizard) is the weakest of the ones we’ve read so far. Jinjer is a great character. Most of the Return to Oz stuff is the third book.

I actually like RtO, but I also think they should just make films of the books.
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A321-271NX, China Airlines, D-AZWR, B-18122 (MSN 12860) | Taxi Check & RTO at XFW
A321-271NX, China Airlines, D-AZWR, B-18122 (MSN 12860)
A321-271NX, China Airlines, D-AZWR, B-18122 (MSN 12860) | Taxi Check & RTO at XFW
aviation.flights
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A330-941, Kuwait Airways, F-WWCR, 9K-APN (MSN 2107) | Taxi Check & RTO at TLS
A330-941, Kuwait Airways, F-WWCR, 9K-APN (MSN 2107)
A330-941, Kuwait Airways, F-WWCR, 9K-APN (MSN 2107) | Taxi Check & RTO at TLS
aviation.flights
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The throat sore bug is spreading around the office, y’all are welcome I guess 😅 (RTO is so cool)
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
senate Dems are the literal equivalent of those executives screaming about RTO (because they can't stand their spouses/families).

they only acted when their outlet to DC was about to close (flight corridors being closed).
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Remember 'Sick Building Syndrome' ? - Charles Corley
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Charles Corley: Culture, Wellness, Visualization, AI Colleague | Work 20XX with Jeff Frick
www.work20xx.com/episode/char...
#office #rto #fow #workplace #work20xx #welness #healty #cre
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
PJM’s winter outlook found the RTO should have enough resources to meet the forecast peak load of 145,700 MW.
#energysky 🔌💡

See Full Story: ow.ly/jsjB50XpLhj
Writer: Devin Leith-Yessian
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
A320-251N, China Southern Airlines, D-AUAS, B-32PO (MSN 12829) | Taxi Check & RTO at XFW
A320-251N, China Southern Airlines, D-AUAS, B-32PO (MSN 12829)
A320-251N, China Southern Airlines, D-AUAS, B-32PO (MSN 12829) | Taxi Check & RTO at XFW
aviation.flights
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm gonna put your RTO mandate vague productivity gains up against my 30 years of experience and common sense...

joeprocopio.substack.com/p/return-to-...
Return to Office Mandates Are About to Backfire
Why companies demanding office returns are setting themselves up for failure
joeprocopio.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
A councilwoman in my County was caught demanding County employees RTO so her constituents could sell pupusas to us.

She lives in fear now
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
RTO is all about propping up the commercial real estate industry and micromanaging people
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Rapaz, quem controla o home office tem cotas nesses apartamentos de 20m, você sabe disso, eu sei disso, nós sabemos disso.
É a senzala moderna, vc acha que tem liberdade, mas só entorno do seu trabalho, a fazenda não precisa de cerca se o servo é gentil.

#RTO #NUBANK #HOMEOFFICE
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM