Friend: Try the apps?
S: Ugh.
F: Maybe a matchmaker?
S: Too elitist.
F: So what have you tried?
S: Well, I kind of have a dating coach.
F: Great! That’s proactive! Does the coach have a philosophy?
S: “If there’s grass on the field, play ball.”
F:….
S: He’s very rich
Friend: Try the apps?
S: Ugh.
F: Maybe a matchmaker?
S: Too elitist.
F: So what have you tried?
S: Well, I kind of have a dating coach.
F: Great! That’s proactive! Does the coach have a philosophy?
S: “If there’s grass on the field, play ball.”
F:….
S: He’s very rich
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