#ProTip
Tu achètes le plus gros balai à neige que tu trouves, comme si tu gagnais ta vie à déneiger des chars. Ça prend moins de 5 minutes pour enlever un pied de neige sur un SUV.
Tu achètes le plus gros balai à neige que tu trouves, comme si tu gagnais ta vie à déneiger des chars. Ça prend moins de 5 minutes pour enlever un pied de neige sur un SUV.
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Protip, just get tickets for Julia Deans' Gig For Gaza via Moshtix. Do it now. Trust me.
All i can say.
All i can say.
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Protip: piss your friend's pants so they can't say anything about yours
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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protip: don't piss yourself
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Protip: If you put '-ai' at the end of your search you won't get the AI slop.
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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protip: vegetables with pasta and sauce is freaking epic. i had penne with red sauce cheese and some peas sprinkled in for extra food and nutrition and it wad gooooood
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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#hispanohablantes
Protip si son de #jalisco: pueden descargar actas de nacimiento gratis para sus trámites escolares en esta URL:
https://actasenlinea.jalisco.gob.mx/actasjalisco/ActasJalisco.do
Me hubiera gustado saberlo hace 3 horas y 95 pesos 🤡🥲
Protip si son de #jalisco: pueden descargar actas de nacimiento gratis para sus trámites escolares en esta URL:
https://actasenlinea.jalisco.gob.mx/actasjalisco/ActasJalisco.do
Me hubiera gustado saberlo hace 3 horas y 95 pesos 🤡🥲
Búsqueda de actas de nacimiento
actasenlinea.jalisco.gob.mx
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Protip: pre-k report cards mean less than nothing.
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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ProTip: When you're submitting to a CFP, hide the evidence that AI wrote your proposal.
Lines like "Here’s a structured flow for your talk ..." give it away.
Lines like "Here’s a structured flow for your talk ..." give it away.
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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"understand what made them tick"
PROTIP: it's white supremacy
PROTIP: it's white supremacy
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Protip: You can say a lot of things if you lie.
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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People will not, in fact, put up with many things if you are good with math. Signed, any neurodivergent person good with math.
Plus, holy shit, parenting protip: An adult who’s an asshole is just an asshole, but when a child is acting out, that’s something you should try to help with.
Plus, holy shit, parenting protip: An adult who’s an asshole is just an asshole, but when a child is acting out, that’s something you should try to help with.
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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accessibility protip: do not make your software assume a user's default screen scaling, and then spit out errors with no way to fix it when it's too big for your screen
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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ProTip: Everytime there is a discrepancy betw what he says in court and what he says in public, he’s lying to the public.
His attys couldn’t tell the court bcz they could be disbarred for lying to the Court.
His attys couldn’t tell the court bcz they could be disbarred for lying to the Court.
So he’s saying all the tariff money we took in is gone and we won’t be able to pay it back. There was always a possibility he could lose this lawsuit and have to refund the tariff money. We didn’t prepare for that possibility? He’s running the govt like he ran his casinos.
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Protip: it’s still officially the Department of Defense. No one actually working there calls it anything else. “Department of War” is a secondary title Trump and Hegseth use because they think it sounds cool. No one else in the DoD agrees.
Trump: "We have officially renamed the Dept of Defense back to the original name, Dept of War. And remember we won World War 1, we won World War 2, we won everything in between. We won everything that came before. And then we brilliantly decided to change the name. We became politically correct"
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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ProTip - God Bless America isn’t the National Anthem — it’s a show-tune. You don’t have to put your hand over your heart when singing it.
Trump knows the first three words to "God Bless America" but that seems to be about it
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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protip: start talking about what you like about yourself. focus on that. don't focus on other people; comparison is the thief of YOUR joy
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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The train station in Marrakech is not only a cool building but also home to a Starbucks, Caribou Coffee, KFC and a McDonalds for some crazy reason. A little #protip it’s also much better/cheaper to get local currency than doing it at the airport. #travel #marshmallowsonthemove #morocco
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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As long as the neck isn't twisted and the intonation is ok, he's going to love it! Protip - get an amp with a headphones out jack.
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Digital art protip : if you're hesitating between getting a tablet with a screen or without, ask yourself which one you'd rather have between neck pain (screen) or wrist pain (screenless). 👍
Either way, art actively wants to harm you (joke) so you better do stretching exercises (not joke).
Either way, art actively wants to harm you (joke) so you better do stretching exercises (not joke).
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Protip from former guy who lived on a farm: the vast majority of humans hate farming. There are some sickos who love it but it's not a coincidence that once humanity started agriculture, historically the first order of business was getting other people to do that work for leadership immediately lol
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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protip this quality is honestly as good as i can see it
too far away for sharpness
clarity,
sad howling
too far away for sharpness
clarity,
sad howling
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Täähän on #protip, että maalipinta pysyy paremmin kunnossa, kun sen pinnoittaa kuivalla kuralla.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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