#PawstitutionalCrisis
My cats would like to file an emergency injunction over unlawful vaccum activity. Repeated offenses. Irreparable harm.
See Exhibit A:
#PawstitutionalCrisis #petexcuseme
June 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My cat's #PawstitutionalCrisis is not getting fed even though she was just fed an hour ago
My darling kitty insists the real paw-blic health crisis is not letting her sit *directly* on my laptop while I write these posts. 😇🐾 She always wins, though—sometimes the public’s just gotta wait. @firedbutfighting.bsky.social
18 "emergency" SCOTUS filings in 5 months? Bit much, IMO. This administration treats emergencies like my dog treats the UPS truck - everything's a crisis. What urgent matters would your pets escalate to the Supreme Court?

Use #PawstitutionalCrisis #petexcuseme

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June 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Have you been harmed by a #PawstitutionalCrisis or a #JudicialEmeowgency? You may be entitled to compensation. Contact Dominic Ignatius Soul Patch McGee, Esquire.
June 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This pet says… why do I have to finish this chew toy before I get another one? Please take this up in the courts.
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June 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Excuse me, Supreme Court, I’d like to report an emergency: I was only served one breakfast, please weigh in on my right to two breakfasts immediately #pawstitutionalcrisis

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June 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
18 "emergency" SCOTUS filings in 5 months? Bit much, IMO. This administration treats emergencies like my dog treats the UPS truck - everything's a crisis. What urgent matters would your pets escalate to the Supreme Court?

Use #PawstitutionalCrisis #petexcuseme

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24A1174
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June 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM