#OverheardOnZoom: "Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate, so try to avoid making them."
October 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate, so try to avoid making them."
#OverheardOnZoom: "Turns out, I just interrupted a KPop Demon Hunters dance party."
October 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "Turns out, I just interrupted a KPop Demon Hunters dance party."
#OverheardOnZoom: "If there is a shutdown, at least we'll get the whole day off to listen to Taylor Swift's new album."
October 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
#OverheardOnZoom: "If there is a shutdown, at least we'll get the whole day off to listen to Taylor Swift's new album."
#OverheardOnZoom: "The best way to get someone to do something is to make them believe that it was their idea all along."
September 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "The best way to get someone to do something is to make them believe that it was their idea all along."
#OverheardOnZoom: "Whenever you see a headline that says 'scientists say...' they *never* said that."
September 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "Whenever you see a headline that says 'scientists say...' they *never* said that."
#OverheardOnZoom: “I think that department is allergic to exoplanets.”
August 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: “I think that department is allergic to exoplanets.”
#OverheardOnZoom: "Don’t get it right. Get it written."
August 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "Don’t get it right. Get it written."
#OverheardOnZoom: "Why is philosophy more lit than any other field?"
August 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "Why is philosophy more lit than any other field?"
#OverheardOnZoom: "I think my brain is frozen and needs to reboot."
August 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "I think my brain is frozen and needs to reboot."
#OverheardOnZoom: "Did you know that 96% of the mass in your DNA is stellar debris?"
July 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "Did you know that 96% of the mass in your DNA is stellar debris?"
#OverheardOnZoom: "Most of the time that you're detecting life, you're detecting death."
July 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "Most of the time that you're detecting life, you're detecting death."
#OverheardOnZoom:
"I can't find the button. All my settings are weird."
"I think 'all my settings are weird' is a good summary of life in general right now."
"I can't find the button. All my settings are weird."
"I think 'all my settings are weird' is a good summary of life in general right now."
May 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
#OverheardOnZoom:
"I can't find the button. All my settings are weird."
"I think 'all my settings are weird' is a good summary of life in general right now."
"I can't find the button. All my settings are weird."
"I think 'all my settings are weird' is a good summary of life in general right now."
#OverheardOnZoom: “Dogs are one of the few good things in the world right now.”
May 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: “Dogs are one of the few good things in the world right now.”
#OverheardOnZoom: "History is important. If you don't know how you got here, how can you know where you're going?"
April 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "History is important. If you don't know how you got here, how can you know where you're going?"
#OverheardOnZoom: "UV giveth and UV taketh away."
April 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "UV giveth and UV taketh away."
#OverheardOnZoom: “Rejections are redirections.”
March 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: “Rejections are redirections.”
#OverheardOnZoom: "The term 'morning' is relative."
March 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "The term 'morning' is relative."
#OverheardOnZoom:
“I’m interested in the diversity of exoplanet populations.”
“Not anymore, you aren’t!”
“I’m interested in the diversity of exoplanet populations.”
“Not anymore, you aren’t!”
February 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
#OverheardOnZoom:
“I’m interested in the diversity of exoplanet populations.”
“Not anymore, you aren’t!”
“I’m interested in the diversity of exoplanet populations.”
“Not anymore, you aren’t!”
#OverheardOnZoom: "Thermodynamics is not just a good idea, it's the law."
February 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "Thermodynamics is not just a good idea, it's the law."
#OverheardOnZoom: "ChatGPT in the body of a polar bear? And that's how humanity ended."
February 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "ChatGPT in the body of a polar bear? And that's how humanity ended."
#OverheardOnZoom: "I know you don't want to drown people in equations, but I'm OK with committing mathematical homicide."
February 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "I know you don't want to drown people in equations, but I'm OK with committing mathematical homicide."
#OverheardOnZoom: "We may live in the Empire now, but we can make sure we're Jedi and not stormtroopers."
February 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
#OverheardOnZoom: "We may live in the Empire now, but we can make sure we're Jedi and not stormtroopers."
#OverheardOnZoom: "Late March is two-and-a-half months away, but it also feels like it's tomorrow."
January 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "Late March is two-and-a-half months away, but it also feels like it's tomorrow."
#OverheardOnZoom: "Pluto is a toddler who will only eat Honey Nut Cheerios. Mars, on the other hand, will eat any cereal."
December 20, 2024 at 6:51 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "Pluto is a toddler who will only eat Honey Nut Cheerios. Mars, on the other hand, will eat any cereal."
#OverheardOnZoom: "The lesson is: be diabolical in imagining ways that Mars could mess with you."
November 20, 2024 at 6:01 PM
#OverheardOnZoom: "The lesson is: be diabolical in imagining ways that Mars could mess with you."