Let’s be fucking clear: If Trump were in Star Wars, he wouldn’t be Vader. Vader had strategy, discipline, actual menace. Trump is Jar Jar Binks if Jar Jar was pumped full of spray tan and sold NFTs of himself in Jedi robes. 🤡✨ #MAGAThePhantomMenace #TrumpMoron
September 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Let’s be fucking clear: If Trump were in Star Wars, he wouldn’t be Vader. Vader had strategy, discipline, actual menace. Trump is Jar Jar Binks if Jar Jar was pumped full of spray tan and sold NFTs of himself in Jedi robes. 🤡✨ #MAGAThePhantomMenace #TrumpMoron
Let’s be fucking clear: If Trump were in Star Wars, he wouldn’t be Vader. Vader had strategy, discipline, actual menace. Trump is Jar Jar Binks if Jar Jar was pumped full of spray tan and sold NFTs of himself in Jedi robes. 🤡✨ #MAGAThePhantomMenace #TrumpMoron
September 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Let’s be fucking clear: If Trump were in Star Wars, he wouldn’t be Vader. Vader had strategy, discipline, actual menace. Trump is Jar Jar Binks if Jar Jar was pumped full of spray tan and sold NFTs of himself in Jedi robes. 🤡✨ #MAGAThePhantomMenace #TrumpMoron
Let’s be fucking clear: If Trump were in Star Wars, he wouldn’t be Vader. Vader had strategy, discipline, actual menace. Trump is Jar Jar Binks if Jar Jar was pumped full of spray tan and sold NFTs of himself in Jedi robes. 🤡✨ #MAGAThePhantomMenace #TrumpMoron
August 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Let’s be fucking clear: If Trump were in Star Wars, he wouldn’t be Vader. Vader had strategy, discipline, actual menace. Trump is Jar Jar Binks if Jar Jar was pumped full of spray tan and sold NFTs of himself in Jedi robes. 🤡✨ #MAGAThePhantomMenace #TrumpMoron