"Trust me, folks! From the INFAMOUS BLACK LIGHT SPECIAL, err, #JeffreysJet to #EpsteinIsland to #MaxwellHouse, MY SUPPORTERS ARE ANGRY, err, EAGER TO BE GOOD TO THE LAST #PedophileNameDrop! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJTaco.
July 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"Trust me, folks! From the INFAMOUS BLACK LIGHT SPECIAL, err, #JeffreysJet to #EpsteinIsland to #MaxwellHouse, MY SUPPORTERS ARE ANGRY, err, EAGER TO BE GOOD TO THE LAST #PedophileNameDrop! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJTaco.
"Trust me, folks! I'VE KNOWN #JeffreyEpstein for 15 YEARS! TERRIFIC GUY! He's a LOT OF FUN to be with! In fact, MY CAMPAIGN is funding #DevilsAdvocate2! #TrashPatel & #DumbBlondie will COMPETE to be THE NEXT #EddieBarzoon, err, MY GREATEST BUFFOON! Am I right?" - #KrasnovJTaco.
July 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"Trust me, folks! I'VE KNOWN #JeffreyEpstein for 15 YEARS! TERRIFIC GUY! He's a LOT OF FUN to be with! In fact, MY CAMPAIGN is funding #DevilsAdvocate2! #TrashPatel & #DumbBlondie will COMPETE to be THE NEXT #EddieBarzoon, err, MY GREATEST BUFFOON! Am I right?" - #KrasnovJTaco.
"Trust me, folks! CURRENCY and MARKET MANIPULATION isn't JUST a long-despised CHINESE SKILL! I, too, will BEND the NOW-HELPLESS U.S. DOLLAR TO MY WILL! Am I right? You PATHETICALLY SMALL, #IDidntVoteForThis BUSINESS OWNERS like that? I LOVE IT!" - #KrasnovJTaco.
July 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Trust me, folks! CURRENCY and MARKET MANIPULATION isn't JUST a long-despised CHINESE SKILL! I, too, will BEND the NOW-HELPLESS U.S. DOLLAR TO MY WILL! Am I right? You PATHETICALLY SMALL, #IDidntVoteForThis BUSINESS OWNERS like that? I LOVE IT!" - #KrasnovJTaco.
"Trust me, folks! The DOJ and FBI also DELUDED, err, CONCLUDED that MY BIG BEAUTIFUL CATHETER is a CAPRI-SUN JUICE POUCH for ALL MY UNDERAGED GUESTS! 'They say' you can drink your own piss! After all, URINE until I say YOU'RE OUT! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJTaco. youtu.be/uSQI2d1kGfo?...
Trump supporters FURIOUS after SURPRISE late-night ANNOUNCEMENT
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
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July 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
"Trust me, folks! The DOJ and FBI also DELUDED, err, CONCLUDED that MY BIG BEAUTIFUL CATHETER is a CAPRI-SUN JUICE POUCH for ALL MY UNDERAGED GUESTS! 'They say' you can drink your own piss! After all, URINE until I say YOU'RE OUT! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJTaco. youtu.be/uSQI2d1kGfo?...
“Trust me, folks! NO BETTER WAY to wash down MY BIG, err, LOUSY LOSER LAW than to PERSONALLY REENACT the #IndependenceDay FIREWORKS SHOW of good friend HOWARD SAINT! Just down the way in Miami! Sure to leave me feeling WARM AND CRISPY! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco.
July 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“Trust me, folks! NO BETTER WAY to wash down MY BIG, err, LOUSY LOSER LAW than to PERSONALLY REENACT the #IndependenceDay FIREWORKS SHOW of good friend HOWARD SAINT! Just down the way in Miami! Sure to leave me feeling WARM AND CRISPY! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco.
“Commissioners should not be voting to cancel elections and give themselves and the mayor an extra year in power. That’s not a democracy, that’s #VoterSuppression.”
“Trust me, folks! I LOVE ME SOME VOTER SUPPRESSION! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
“Trust me, folks! I LOVE ME SOME VOTER SUPPRESSION! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
It’s official: Miami cancels November election, postpones it to 2026
The change gives the city commissioners and the mayor an extra year in office.
www.miamiherald.com
July 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Commissioners should not be voting to cancel elections and give themselves and the mayor an extra year in power. That’s not a democracy, that’s #VoterSuppression.”
“Trust me, folks! I LOVE ME SOME VOTER SUPPRESSION! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
“Trust me, folks! I LOVE ME SOME VOTER SUPPRESSION! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
“Trust me, folks! I, err, #NosferatuMiller WILL DO ANYTHING TO SAVE FACE ON OUR DEPORTATION PACE! LIE, CHEAT, AND STEAL! Find ANYONE WILLING TO FRAUDULENTLY SQUEAL! The NAME OF MY MANIPULATIVE GAME! Now, back to MY BIG HORRIBLE BILL! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco.
The Trump admin has agreed to release from prison a three-time felon and spare him from deportation in exchange for his cooperation in the federal prosecution of Kilmar Abrego García. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Star witness against Kilmar Abrego García was due to be deported. Now he’s being freed.
Jose Ramon Hernandez Reyes is a three-time felon released early from federal prison to a halfway house in exchange for testifying against Kilmar Abrego García.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“Trust me, folks! I, err, #NosferatuMiller WILL DO ANYTHING TO SAVE FACE ON OUR DEPORTATION PACE! LIE, CHEAT, AND STEAL! Find ANYONE WILLING TO FRAUDULENTLY SQUEAL! The NAME OF MY MANIPULATIVE GAME! Now, back to MY BIG HORRIBLE BILL! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco.
“Trust me, folks! EXCEPTIONS for ALL IN CONGRESS WHO KISS MY BIG BEAUTIFUL RING, err, TINY ORANGE DING-A-LING! As for those “OTHER” UNDERREPRESENTED AMERICANS for whom INSURANCE CUTS will not be fake, LET THEM EAT CAKE! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco. youtube.com/watch?v=ZkhM...
Lisa Murkowski Is Corrupt and BIG HANDOUTS TO BIG OIL.
YouTube video by Mr Global
youtube.com
June 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“Trust me, folks! EXCEPTIONS for ALL IN CONGRESS WHO KISS MY BIG BEAUTIFUL RING, err, TINY ORANGE DING-A-LING! As for those “OTHER” UNDERREPRESENTED AMERICANS for whom INSURANCE CUTS will not be fake, LET THEM EAT CAKE! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco. youtube.com/watch?v=ZkhM...
"Trust me, folks! #NosferatuMiller wants your blood AND all your personal information! Am I right? You like that? I KNEW you would!" - #KrasnovJTaco.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Stephen Miller Has Financial Stake in Company Helping ICE With Deportations: Report
Stephen Miller reportedly has a financial stake in Palantir, which is helping ICE deport undocumented migrants.
www.rollingstone.com
June 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"Trust me, folks! #NosferatuMiller wants your blood AND all your personal information! Am I right? You like that? I KNEW you would!" - #KrasnovJTaco.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
“Trust me, folks! I am the candidate of peace! I AM PEACE (Performative Excrement And Criminally Emetic)! Am I right? You KNOW I’m right! You like that? Of course YOU DO! Once again, you did nazi that coming!” - #KrasnovJTaco.
#PEACE
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June 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“Trust me, folks! I am the candidate of peace! I AM PEACE (Performative Excrement And Criminally Emetic)! Am I right? You KNOW I’m right! You like that? Of course YOU DO! Once again, you did nazi that coming!” - #KrasnovJTaco.
#PEACE
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#PEACE
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“Trust me, folks! The SACRIFICIAL ANSWER to such a DARING QUESTION always REMINDS OF A KEY SCENE from #StarTrekV! Invaders both foreign AND DOMESTIC, right? Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco, #SpaceFarceCaptain.
June 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“Trust me, folks! The SACRIFICIAL ANSWER to such a DARING QUESTION always REMINDS OF A KEY SCENE from #StarTrekV! Invaders both foreign AND DOMESTIC, right? Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco, #SpaceFarceCaptain.
“Trust me, folks! I am the candidate of peace! I AM PEACE (Performative Excrement And Criminally Emetic), and I WON THE PRIZE! The DUMBBELL PEACE PRIZE! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco.
#PEACE
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June 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
“Trust me, folks! I am the candidate of peace! I AM PEACE (Performative Excrement And Criminally Emetic), and I WON THE PRIZE! The DUMBBELL PEACE PRIZE! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco.
#PEACE
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“Trust me, folks! I am the candidate of peace! I AM PEACE (Performative Excrement And Criminally Emetic)! Am I right? You KNOW I’m right! You like that? Of course YOU DO! Once again, you did nazi that coming!” - #KrasnovJTaco.
#PEACE
#PerformativeExcrementAndCriminallyEmetic
#PEACE
#PerformativeExcrementAndCriminallyEmetic
June 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
“Trust me, folks! I am the candidate of peace! I AM PEACE (Performative Excrement And Criminally Emetic)! Am I right? You KNOW I’m right! You like that? Of course YOU DO! Once again, you did nazi that coming!” - #KrasnovJTaco.
#PEACE
#PerformativeExcrementAndCriminallyEmetic
#PEACE
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"Trust me, folks! #PapaPutin's keen on a #RussianAsbestosInvasion, err, INSTALLATION IN AMERICA! He's made ANOTHER DONATION TO MY CAMPAIGN! If things GO SOUTH from my #MinusTouch, as they tend to do, I can ALWAYS BLAME YOU KNOW WHO! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJTaco.
June 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
"Trust me, folks! #PapaPutin's keen on a #RussianAsbestosInvasion, err, INSTALLATION IN AMERICA! He's made ANOTHER DONATION TO MY CAMPAIGN! If things GO SOUTH from my #MinusTouch, as they tend to do, I can ALWAYS BLAME YOU KNOW WHO! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJTaco.
"Trust me, folks! It was as if MILLIONS OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS cried out in terror - again and Again and AGAIN - and were suddenly silenced . . . with continued ZERO accountability from #LeonSkum, the one and only #DOGEdouchebag! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJTaco.
June 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
"Trust me, folks! It was as if MILLIONS OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS cried out in terror - again and Again and AGAIN - and were suddenly silenced . . . with continued ZERO accountability from #LeonSkum, the one and only #DOGEdouchebag! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJTaco.
"Trust me, folks! The VOLDEMORT, err, FRAUDULENT FACIAL IS ALL THE RAGE! Am I right? You like that? My spawn LOVE IT!" - #KrasnovJTaco.
June 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"Trust me, folks! The VOLDEMORT, err, FRAUDULENT FACIAL IS ALL THE RAGE! Am I right? You like that? My spawn LOVE IT!" - #KrasnovJTaco.
"Trust me, folks! I have NO IDEA what has everyone in such a Tizzy! I LOVE SUCKERS AND LOSERS . . . just as long as they have the RIGHT party affiliation and MARITAL status! By and large, RIGHTWING ADULTERERS! I would know! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJTaco.
Veterans can be denied care for being Democrats or unmarried 
June 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"Trust me, folks! I have NO IDEA what has everyone in such a Tizzy! I LOVE SUCKERS AND LOSERS . . . just as long as they have the RIGHT party affiliation and MARITAL status! By and large, RIGHTWING ADULTERERS! I would know! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJTaco.
"Trust me, folks! #TheUnitedStatesOfAmerica HAS #NOKINGS . . . NOR EVIL ORANGE DING-A-LINGS! Am I right? NO ATTENTION-STARVED JOKERS NOR JACKASS JESTERS TO ENSURE DARKNESS FESTERS! Am I right? You KNOW I'm right! You LIKE that? The #NoKingsProtestors LOVE IT!" - #KrasnovJTaco.
June 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"Trust me, folks! #TheUnitedStatesOfAmerica HAS #NOKINGS . . . NOR EVIL ORANGE DING-A-LINGS! Am I right? NO ATTENTION-STARVED JOKERS NOR JACKASS JESTERS TO ENSURE DARKNESS FESTERS! Am I right? You KNOW I'm right! You LIKE that? The #NoKingsProtestors LOVE IT!" - #KrasnovJTaco.
“Trust me, folks! Such dense rainfall may prevent my FAVORITE GESTAPO GUYS from high-power-scoping, err, spotting every last one of MY BIGGEST FANS! I may need to squeeze into my orange BLOAT, err, POTUSmobile and hope the mic doesn’t get severed! You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco.
June 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“Trust me, folks! Such dense rainfall may prevent my FAVORITE GESTAPO GUYS from high-power-scoping, err, spotting every last one of MY BIGGEST FANS! I may need to squeeze into my orange BLOAT, err, POTUSmobile and hope the mic doesn’t get severed! You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco.
“Trust me, folks! I am TOTALLY MIFFED that while AMERICA HAS THE GREATEST FIGHTING FORCE in all the world, all those SUCKERS AND LOSERS are NO GOOD at all that razor-sharp, ROCKETTE-QUALITY, HIGH-STEPPING that all the AXIS OF EVIL militaries SPECIALIZE IN!” - #KrasnovJTaco.
A video just tweeted by Dan Scavino Jr. with "Good Morning, D.C."
June 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“Trust me, folks! I am TOTALLY MIFFED that while AMERICA HAS THE GREATEST FIGHTING FORCE in all the world, all those SUCKERS AND LOSERS are NO GOOD at all that razor-sharp, ROCKETTE-QUALITY, HIGH-STEPPING that all the AXIS OF EVIL militaries SPECIALIZE IN!” - #KrasnovJTaco.
“Trust me, folks! What was supposed to be #Watchmen’s alternate reality with #TrickyDickNixon has become MY, no, YOUR REALITY with ME! Am I right? I just LOVE workin’ on American soil! You like that? PAPA PUTIN DOES! He says I’m a real rabble, err, RUBLE-ROUSER!” - #KrasnovJTaco.
June 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“Trust me, folks! What was supposed to be #Watchmen’s alternate reality with #TrickyDickNixon has become MY, no, YOUR REALITY with ME! Am I right? I just LOVE workin’ on American soil! You like that? PAPA PUTIN DOES! He says I’m a real rabble, err, RUBLE-ROUSER!” - #KrasnovJTaco.
“Trust me, folks! I LOVE that song by #PinkFloyd that reminds me so much of #CosplayKristi! Um, uh, #ComfortablyNoem! 🎶 JUST A LITTLE PINPRICK, THERE’LL BE NO MORE AHHHHHH-AHHHHH-AHHH . . . BUT MY DETRACTORS MAY FEEL A LITTLE SICK! 🎵 Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco.
June 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
“Trust me, folks! I LOVE that song by #PinkFloyd that reminds me so much of #CosplayKristi! Um, uh, #ComfortablyNoem! 🎶 JUST A LITTLE PINPRICK, THERE’LL BE NO MORE AHHHHHH-AHHHHH-AHHH . . . BUT MY DETRACTORS MAY FEEL A LITTLE SICK! 🎵 Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco.
“Trust me, folks! There’ll be no suckers, losers, or Jokers included in MY BIRTHDAY, err, the GRAND CELEBRATION of the #UnitedStatesArmy! Am I right? Whatwuzzat, #NosferatuMiller? Have #TechBros sit IN FRONT OF ME? Bozo and Zuck will be like WTF! You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco.
June 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“Trust me, folks! There’ll be no suckers, losers, or Jokers included in MY BIRTHDAY, err, the GRAND CELEBRATION of the #UnitedStatesArmy! Am I right? Whatwuzzat, #NosferatuMiller? Have #TechBros sit IN FRONT OF ME? Bozo and Zuck will be like WTF! You like that?” - #KrasnovJTaco.
“Trust me, folks! He’s ABSOLUTELY CORRECT, but what if you have a VAMPIRE who’s ALSO a Nazi? Whatwuzzat, Stephen, err, #NosferatuMiller? MORE TROOPS being used to arrest IMMIGRANTS DONATING TO BLOOD BANKS? Another SELF-WRITING executive order for me to sign?” - #KrasnovJTaco.
June 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“Trust me, folks! He’s ABSOLUTELY CORRECT, but what if you have a VAMPIRE who’s ALSO a Nazi? Whatwuzzat, Stephen, err, #NosferatuMiller? MORE TROOPS being used to arrest IMMIGRANTS DONATING TO BLOOD BANKS? Another SELF-WRITING executive order for me to sign?” - #KrasnovJTaco.