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Awakari

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🥋 # justforlaughs # funny # meme

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November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM

Brian

@prosybris.bsky.social

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Someone's child running around obnoxiously in a restaurant.
My Brain: "Sweep the leg"
(Picture from the Karate Kid movie where the bad guys teacher said the same line)

November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM

Lord Gary Oliverio, Esquire

@garyoliverio.bsky.social

NIGHTMARE FUEL!!!!!
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November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM

Awakari

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🖖 # justforlaughs # funny # meme # startrek

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November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM

Brian

@prosybris.bsky.social

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme #startrek

Panel 1: A toddler rocking on an Enterprise rocking horse.
Panel 2: The original Star Trek crew being thrown about the bridge.

November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM

Sarah Bee

@sarahisokaya.bsky.social

With this in mind, I just want to let you know my husband came up with these for the both of he and I: Aries/Rabbit becoming Rambbit Capricorn/Monkey becoming Mergokey. Anyone else want to share theirs? #Zodiac #justforlaughs

November 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM

Robert The Brave 🎸

@robertaudhd.bsky.social

May a swarm of fruit flies F your face, Mark Zuckerberg 🤣 #JustForLaughs

Meta Al with Llama 4

What insect has a penis closest to the size of the opening of a human facial pore

Some fruit flies (Drosophila) have a penis around 0.1-0.2 mm in diameter, which is relatively close to human facial pore size (0.1-0.5 mm).

How long

Fruit fly (Drosophila) penis length is typically around 0.2-0.5 mm.

Meta Al with Llama 4

Assuming a swarm of fruit flies wanted to fuck human facial pores and can, how many fruit flies could theoretically fuck Mark Zuckerberg's face simultaneously?

Let's estimate. Average human facial pore diameter: 0.1-0.5 mm. Fruit fly length: ~2-3 mm, width: ~1 mm.

Mark Zuckerberg's face surface area is roughly 300-600 cm² (avg human face). Pore density varies, but ~250 pores/cm² is a rough estimate.

That gives us:

Face area: 300-600 cm²

Pores: 75,000-150,000 pores

Fruit fly size: ~1 mm diameter

Theoretical max:

~75,000-150,000 fruit flies if packed perfectly, assuming pores are the limiting factor. More realistically: ~10,000-50,000 flies considering spacing and anatomy.

November 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM

Rob Heeley

@robheeley.bsky.social

Ever wonder why the tomato turned red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Isn't nature wonderfully humorous? Feel free to share your own friendly jokes below. #JustForLaughs #NatureJoke

November 7, 2025 at 11:42 AM

Brian

@prosybris.bsky.social

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme

The real reason why George suddenly got the courage to stand up to Bi..
(Picture of George McFly from Back to the Future and Dr. Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap. Assumption is that Sam Beckett jumped into George McFly during that moment.)

November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM

Bearly Gays Podcast

@bearlygays.bsky.social

Shower Surprise Gone Wrong! Hilarious Reactions You NEED to See! #PrankReactions #ShowerPrank #FunnyFails #JustForLaughs #ViralPranks #ReelsComedy #FYP #GayPodcaster #MarriedGayLife #BearCouple #GayPride #LGBTPodcaster #RelationshipPodcast