no thank you JPMorgan
"JPMorgan on Monday said building AI infrastructure will cost more than $5tn and 'will likely require participation from every public capital market as well as private credit, alternative capital providers and even government involvement.'" www.ft.com/content/d2bf...
Investor angst over Big Tech’s AI spending spills into bond market
Debt issued by groups building data centres has been hit in recent weeks
www.ft.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
no thank you JPMorgan
"JPMorgan on Monday said building AI infrastructure will cost more than $5tn"
Crazy idea: Why not, rather than spending $5 TRILLION dollars to pay for data centers to create fake brains, just pay actual human beings with real brains that same $5 trillion?
Crazy idea: Why not, rather than spending $5 TRILLION dollars to pay for data centers to create fake brains, just pay actual human beings with real brains that same $5 trillion?
"Investors have been selling off the debt of US tech heavyweights, showing how jitters over Silicon Valley’s boom in spending on artificial intelligence have spilled into the bond market."
Investor angst over Big Tech’s AI spending spills into bond market
Debt issued by groups building data centres has been hit in recent weeks
www.ft.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"JPMorgan on Monday said building AI infrastructure will cost more than $5tn"
Crazy idea: Why not, rather than spending $5 TRILLION dollars to pay for data centers to create fake brains, just pay actual human beings with real brains that same $5 trillion?
Crazy idea: Why not, rather than spending $5 TRILLION dollars to pay for data centers to create fake brains, just pay actual human beings with real brains that same $5 trillion?
"JPMorgan on Monday said building AI infrastructure will cost more than $5tn and 'will likely require participation from every public capital market as well as private credit, alternative capital providers and even government involvement.'" www.ft.com/content/d2bf...
Investor angst over Big Tech’s AI spending spills into bond market
Debt issued by groups building data centres has been hit in recent weeks
www.ft.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"JPMorgan on Monday said building AI infrastructure will cost more than $5tn and 'will likely require participation from every public capital market as well as private credit, alternative capital providers and even government involvement.'" www.ft.com/content/d2bf...
Also learned from the book that the "Chase" in JPMorgan Chase is named after Salmon (he was dead when the bank was founded, but it's in his memory), which I feel is fitting memory for a man so accomplished and possibly the greatest White Guy Name of all time.
Also “Salmon Portland Chase”, what a name, they don’t name White guys like that anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Also learned from the book that the "Chase" in JPMorgan Chase is named after Salmon (he was dead when the bank was founded, but it's in his memory), which I feel is fitting memory for a man so accomplished and possibly the greatest White Guy Name of all time.
This satellite stock is mulling a breakup. JPMorgan predicts a big return if it does.
This satellite stock is mulling a breakup. JPMorgan predicts a big return if it does.
The investment bank upgraded the stock to overweight from neutral.
cnb.cx
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This satellite stock is mulling a breakup. JPMorgan predicts a big return if it does.
This is the CEO of JPMorgan Chase being asked by CNN why they DIDN'T contribute to Trump's ballroom and the answer is basically that it's a bribe and they don't want to get prosecuted in the future.
thehill.com/business/559...
thehill.com/business/559...
thehill.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is the CEO of JPMorgan Chase being asked by CNN why they DIDN'T contribute to Trump's ballroom and the answer is basically that it's a bribe and they don't want to get prosecuted in the future.
thehill.com/business/559...
thehill.com/business/559...
At JPMorgan, senior executives overruled compliance warnings, citing Epstein’s profitability as a “high-value client.” One memo described the risk as “manageable.” Between 2008 - 2013. It also processed over $1 billion in transactions on Epstein's accounts. #OpDeathEaters
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
At JPMorgan, senior executives overruled compliance warnings, citing Epstein’s profitability as a “high-value client.” One memo described the risk as “manageable.” Between 2008 - 2013. It also processed over $1 billion in transactions on Epstein's accounts. #OpDeathEaters
With JPMorgan Chase Dodging Epstein Inquiry, Wyden Investigation Drills Down On Bank Executives’ Unexplained Conduct
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www.finance.senate.gov/ranking-memb...
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
With JPMorgan Chase Dodging Epstein Inquiry, Wyden Investigation Drills Down On Bank Executives’ Unexplained Conduct
www.finance.senate.gov/ranking-memb...
www.finance.senate.gov/ranking-memb...
JPMorgan, Deutsche Bank, and others continued servicing Epstein’s accounts after his 2008 conviction. Suspicious-activity reports, highlighting large unexplained cash withdrawals, and transfers to known associates under investigation, were filed, but ignored. #OpDeathEaters
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
JPMorgan, Deutsche Bank, and others continued servicing Epstein’s accounts after his 2008 conviction. Suspicious-activity reports, highlighting large unexplained cash withdrawals, and transfers to known associates under investigation, were filed, but ignored. #OpDeathEaters
JPMORGAN: “.. today’s report from Challenger .. showed a surge in announced job cuts to 153k — the highest level since Covid — up from 54k in September. We are hesitant to place too much weight on these data, but it is one of the more downbeat signals to come during the current data drought.”
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
JPMORGAN: “.. today’s report from Challenger .. showed a surge in announced job cuts to 153k — the highest level since Covid — up from 54k in September. We are hesitant to place too much weight on these data, but it is one of the more downbeat signals to come during the current data drought.”
JPMorgan Chase and Deutsche Bank continued servicing Epstein’s accounts for years. SARs flagged repeated payments to women overseas. Executives classified him as a “high-value client.” Deutsche Bank was later fined $150 million for compliance failures. #OpDeathEaters
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
JPMorgan Chase and Deutsche Bank continued servicing Epstein’s accounts for years. SARs flagged repeated payments to women overseas. Executives classified him as a “high-value client.” Deutsche Bank was later fined $150 million for compliance failures. #OpDeathEaters
Dimon on JPMorgan Chase not donating to White House ballroom: 'We have an issue'
thehill.com
Dimon on JPMorgan Chase not donating to White House ballroom: ‘We have an issue’
twp.ai
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dimon on JPMorgan Chase not donating to White House ballroom: 'We have an issue'
Germany’s financial watchdog BaFin has imposed a record fine on JPMorgan for systemic failings in its anti-money-laundering controls.
Germany fines JPMorgan €45 million for anti-money-laundering failings
Germany’s financial watchdog BaFin has imposed a record fine on JPMorgan for systemic failings in its anti-money-laundering controls.
l.euronews.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Germany’s financial watchdog BaFin has imposed a record fine on JPMorgan for systemic failings in its anti-money-laundering controls.
JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon has some advice for New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani: Talk to the man who helped bring Detroit back from the dead.
Jamie Dimon hopes Mamdani calls Detroit mayor for advice | CNN Business
JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon has some advice for New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani: Talk to the man who helped bring Detroit back from the dead.
www.cnn.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon has some advice for New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani: Talk to the man who helped bring Detroit back from the dead.
JPMorgan Boss Explains Why Bank Isn’t Donating To Trump Ballroom: ‘We Have An Issue, OK?’
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JPMorgan Boss Explains Why Bank Isn’t Donating To Trump Ballroom: ‘We Have An Issue, OK?’
twp.ai
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
JPMorgan Boss Explains Why Bank Isn’t Donating To Trump Ballroom: ‘We Have An Issue, OK?’
JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon said his company will not donate money toward the White House’s ballroom construction, where the East Wing once stood.
thehill.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon said his company will not donate money toward the White House’s ballroom construction, where the East Wing once stood.
JPMorgan hit with record fine from German finance watchdog
Client Challenge
www.ft.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
JPMorgan hit with record fine from German finance watchdog
SENATOR WARREN CONFIRMS JPMORGAN BOUGHT ARGENTINE PESOS FOR US TREASURY
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
SENATOR WARREN CONFIRMS JPMORGAN BOUGHT ARGENTINE PESOS FOR US TREASURY
JPMorgan #BTC #ETF Varlıklarını Artırıyor
Şirket, BlackRock'ın #Bitcoin Trust'ına yatırımını artırdı.
Daha fazla oku: https://blockzhub.io/news/690f2ef1a14bb77d6f67eede?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=news_share
Şirket, BlackRock'ın #Bitcoin Trust'ına yatırımını artırdı.
Daha fazla oku: https://blockzhub.io/news/690f2ef1a14bb77d6f67eede?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=news_share
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
JPMorgan #BTC #ETF Varlıklarını Artırıyor
Şirket, BlackRock'ın #Bitcoin Trust'ına yatırımını artırdı.
Daha fazla oku: https://blockzhub.io/news/690f2ef1a14bb77d6f67eede?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=news_share
Şirket, BlackRock'ın #Bitcoin Trust'ına yatırımını artırdı.
Daha fazla oku: https://blockzhub.io/news/690f2ef1a14bb77d6f67eede?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=news_share
JPMorgan Boss Explains Why Bank Isn't Donating To Trump Ballroom: 'We Have An Issue, OK?'
www.huffpost.com/entry/jamie-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/jamie-...
JPMorgan Boss Explains Why Bank Isn't Donating To Trump Ballroom: 'We Have An Issue, OK?'
The bank did support Donald Trump's inauguration to the tune of $1 million.
www.huffpost.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
JPMorgan Boss Explains Why Bank Isn't Donating To Trump Ballroom: 'We Have An Issue, OK?'
www.huffpost.com/entry/jamie-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/jamie-...
JPMORGAN: “.. US light vehicle sales fell 7%m/m (-26%3m, saar) in October ..
“.. Retail sales data remains delayed due to the federal government shutdown, but the slowing in auto sales momentum suggests a similar move in retail sales in the coming months.”
“.. Retail sales data remains delayed due to the federal government shutdown, but the slowing in auto sales momentum suggests a similar move in retail sales in the coming months.”
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
JPMORGAN: “.. US light vehicle sales fell 7%m/m (-26%3m, saar) in October ..
“.. Retail sales data remains delayed due to the federal government shutdown, but the slowing in auto sales momentum suggests a similar move in retail sales in the coming months.”
“.. Retail sales data remains delayed due to the federal government shutdown, but the slowing in auto sales momentum suggests a similar move in retail sales in the coming months.”
JPMorgan discloses US inquiry into alleged debanking practices on.ft.com/3LK92BF
JPMorgan discloses US inquiry into alleged debanking practices
Political flashpoint emerged during Biden administration as clients claimed they were denied service for political reasons
on.ft.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
JPMorgan discloses US inquiry into alleged debanking practices on.ft.com/3LK92BF
JPMorgan investment in Detroit to model plans for other US cities reut.rs/3WGd6W0
JPMorgan investment in Detroit to model plans for other US cities
JPMorgan Chase has invested $2 billion during the past 11 years in Detroit to help reduce unemployment and boost growth, CEO Jamie Dimon said in an interview in the city on Wednesday, and the bank plans to roll out the model in other U.S. cities.
reut.rs
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
JPMorgan investment in Detroit to model plans for other US cities reut.rs/3WGd6W0
Whoo hoo! The blue wave of fairness might be gaining momentum!?
JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon breaks ranks with fellow execs and says he will ‘offer to help’ Mamdani
Source: The Independent
#Epsteinfiles
#stayloud
#swearherin
#AdelitaGrijalva
#BlueCrew
#pinks 💕
#endshutdown
JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon breaks ranks with fellow execs and says he will ‘offer to help’ Mamdani
Source: The Independent
#Epsteinfiles
#stayloud
#swearherin
#AdelitaGrijalva
#BlueCrew
#pinks 💕
#endshutdown
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Whoo hoo! The blue wave of fairness might be gaining momentum!?
JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon breaks ranks with fellow execs and says he will ‘offer to help’ Mamdani
Source: The Independent
#Epsteinfiles
#stayloud
#swearherin
#AdelitaGrijalva
#BlueCrew
#pinks 💕
#endshutdown
JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon breaks ranks with fellow execs and says he will ‘offer to help’ Mamdani
Source: The Independent
#Epsteinfiles
#stayloud
#swearherin
#AdelitaGrijalva
#BlueCrew
#pinks 💕
#endshutdown