#Intercom
Happy to share that today I'm starting as senior principal at Intercom!
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
*presses intercom button*

"Primary them. Primary every single one of them."

*swivels chair to stare out window*

*steeples fingers*
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The appliance delivery people gave me a window of 1-4pm and these dudes rang the intercom at EXACTLY 1PM. A+ zero notes
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom
Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom
WASHINGTON, DC—Telephone logs recorded by the National Security Agency and obtained by Congress as part of an ongoing investigation suggest that the vice president may have used the Oval Office interc...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
when the pilot tells u over the intercom that they're going with their gut instead of the instruments/controllers
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
middle school principal on the intercom somewhere on the delmarva peninsula: have a delmarvelous day
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
join this stream to see a bunch of folks awkwardly stand around not looking at the screen that says ZOHRAN MAMDANI WINS RACE FOR MAYOR while Uptown Girl plays over the intercom
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Did you instinctively reach for your intercom and yell "Beam me up Watty"?
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Gotta get more Lifeline out there. Even if it’s her not getting a really needed rest.

(If you’re curious, it’s Hubcap on the intercom.)

#Maccadam
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Is he like, just walking up and down the aisle while waiting for things to happen? Or is he cracking a lot of jokes over the intercom, I feel like it takes even more skill to be personable with folks without direct feedback!
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
[evening, office interior]
Bond enters M's office

M: Bond?! I thought you got fucked to absolute bits by missiles on an island?!

Bond: No. I was having a wank in a shed.

M: How was it?

Bond: The wank? Magic.

M [using intercom]: Moneypenny. Tell Q I need him to build me a shed. Yes, for wanking!
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"How are you?" she said over the general intercom. "Fine," he said brightly, "terribly well." "Where are you?" "In the bathroom." "What are you doing?" "Staying here."
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
t-ped house,
pranked paged over intercom stupid names,
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
🪩⚠️ Alert: @sfruby.com is in 10 days ! ! !

What's inside:
💎 two dozen new and hot Ruby startups like @bolt.new
💎 authors of RubyLLM, Herb, Active Agent, Inertia Rails, ZJIT, and more
💎engineers scaling Ruby and Rails at Chime, Cisco, Intercom, Shopify
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(see part 2)
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
On one hand, I can understand this mistake when my name is heard through a janky drive through intercom
On the other hand, fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Signature style NX-01 Intercom panel featured aboard the NX-01 starship in Star Trek: Enterprise. This piece was used as set dressing and can be seen on every set of the NX-01.
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You know that fucked up song that Vash sings over the intercom in that one episode of Trigun to psyche out the bounty hunters? He would sing that and just kill everyone anyways
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Thinking about Kai bringing his Neil Cicirega 8-track mixtape and playing it over the intercom of White Base at like 4:49 am, waking everyone on the ship

Bright stomps up to the bridge and is like "Not today Shiden, I'm not listening to Annoyed Grunt ten times in a row. I am NOT in the mood!"
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
These folks even had the cottage cheese and glitter ceilings, pull-down lamps, and white carpets! And the built-in stereo system with a pull-down turntable. Speakers (and intercom) in every room. Typical swank 60s stuff.
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I used to like shopping at Target in part because of how quiet the stores are: there's no background noise in the form of radio music or intercom chatter. Just you and your thoughts while browsing to see what they have this time.
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Pressing the intercom button and asking Truth Social to take a memo
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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"We're not open to the public"--Democratic Party headquarters in Queens.
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM