#Indigestion
*You are filled with...too many snail pies*
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 AM
The universe decided to curse me with terrible indigestion as punishment for watching the furry copaganda movie 😔💔
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
john Coltrane's famed taco bell indigestion noise at the 1:43 mark of big steps made history
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Recovery update:
Managed to go a full 24hrs without needing pain meds!

This is awesome because A, it means I'm healing

And B, I was starting to get pretty bad indigestion from all the pain meds I've been taking.

Huge W
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Leo: You will be visited today by Crampus, a lesser spirit of justice, indigestion and dysmenorrhea. Regardless of your particular anatomy.
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!

(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Kink's got a REALLY noisy gut from indigestion, maybe you should comfort him~
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I told y'all it's indigestion 😂
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Indigestion
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Also if you have dinner that late you’re gonna have indigestion at bedtime. And the little kids will be cranky because it’s their bedtime
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
indigestion
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
J'ai laissé un sachet de truffes en chocolat sur le-dit plan de travail, oubliant les récents faits...
Vais-je retrouver une Marie-Framboise en PLS indigestion et va-t-elle mourir?
Devinez qui sait maintenant monter sur le plan de travail et s'amuse donc désormais à lécher le savon de Marseille..?
Pas Marie-Framboise, j'imagine..!
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
That's just indigestion
Y’all don’t seem at peace this morning.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
And happy Thanksgiving to you too Mr President. Sorry about your indigestion.
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Realizing I should feel lucky I went to the emergency room and they did an EKG/ultrasound and went “mmyep gallstones, gonna have to take out the whole thing” instead of being waved off as anxiety/indigestion/sth stupid and inaccurate
Mad about healthcare always so that I’m ??? when it goes right
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 AM
the indigestion noises :(
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It's Pie for Breakfast Again Day and I wish all who celebrate a no indigestion! 🎄🥧💙
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I watched a tutorial on drawing faces easier, drawing unrelated 😇
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Preds getting indigestion cause of me is pretty great send post.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Also uhhhhh i just air-fried some of the "tenders" from work and uh.... hu.... well i learned why they sometimes give me indigestion? PSA: asides from the general McDonald boycott, dont fucken eat the strips, they BLEED GREASE! WTF (im still gonna eat them because i have to but damn.)
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Me: spends several days with good people, gathering up pretzels, & eating them like very hungry pretzel-specific caterpillars. 🥨 🐛

Me: why do I have indigestion? An mystery. 🙃 🤷
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
One of the things I don't like about jalapenos is how unpredictable the heat can be.
Also they have a harshness of their own that makes them harder for me to tolerate than other hotter peppers. So I can easily imagine getting bad indigestion from too many jalapenos.
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Real answer maybe something like indigestion or going down rough

Joke answer: taco belling it
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Shiny hunting alpha pokemon with the risk of being mauled or eaten.

I knew the risk when I started the process, I ain't going down without a fight.

Indigestion awaits those who dear eat this trainer
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I understand! My maga brother told my husband and I we were going to hell because we voted for Democrats.
I get indigestion just thinking about him and his bigoted views.
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM