The museum night attendant looked into the mirror, on that crisp #HypnosHolidays night, and his mind grew foggy

The mirror whispered:
"All who stare will become our mindless drone,
And ensnare more men to worship our throne"

Yes. He would recruit.
He would obey. All men will worship the HypnoGods

"You're a fool, Boi. Opening your door to Me and then inviting Me in your home. It's Halloween #HypnosHolidays, but I truly AM a vampire. I want you as my #HypnosLoveSlave. So devoted to Me after gazing into my hypnotic eyes, such a good Boi. Get that neck ready. You obey Me, your Master now."

As they placed the pumpkins on their heads from the neighbours garden, they were unaware that the neighbour was a #HypnosMage and the #HypnosHolidays spell he'd cast made any man eager to wear the pumpkin, making them instantly bulk up and become dumb Halloween #HypnosHimbo slaves to Him.