#Hippopotamus
looks v similar to a hippopotamus imho except for how its not submerged even a little bit
January 2, 2026 at 10:02 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 8:21 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 8:16 AM
January 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
A rescued grey seal pup released into the Wadden Sea, which surrounds the Frisian Islands. home to a fishing fleet that regularly trawls up the bones of ancient hippopotamus, and mammoth, as well as the remains of Atlantic grey whales, driven to extinction by medieval hunting
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January 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Hi, I'm hippopotamus
January 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Day of the Pygmy Hippopotamus
January 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
can't babe I'm sculpting hippo haunch outta LEGOs
January 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Yes everyone, it is for real, I am now as of today a hippopotamus. Here's a screenshot of my FA journal explaining what to expect from me going forward. www.furaffinity.net/journal/1128...
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
What is that Hippopotamus for Christmas song?
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
A student once informed me that he and his peers considered me comparable to a hippopotamus:

placid, not easily roused, generally just chilling, but holy hell you did NOT want to be around when I got mad.
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
January 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
A freshly bathed hippopotamus
January 1, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The hippopotamus strode down the alleyway,
resplendent in their hippopotamy
January 1, 2026 at 1:53 PM
January 1, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Not yet, but hers fans are!
January 1, 2026 at 1:35 PM
“… home to a fishing fleet that regularly trawls up the bones of ancient megafaunae from the drowned Doggerland in its nets, among them hippopotamus, rhinoceros and mammoth, as well as the remains of Atlantic grey whales …” @philiphoare.bsky.social on the natural history of these islands
Often brutal, always beautiful: the sea hounds of the Frisian Islands – in pictures
For 10 years, the scientist and photographer Jeroen Hoekendijk has been observing pinnipeds such as seals and walruses on the fragile North Sea archipelago. Highly susceptible to warming and rising se...
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January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Hi I'm a hippopotamus in Oklahoma City.
Hi, I'm the center of a borderline EF-4 tornado. 🤷
January 1, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 9:52 AM
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas 🇨🇽
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January 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Give me an O!

And what's that spell?? HIPPO!! 🦛

And with that I am now a hippopotamus!

Hippo New Year!! 🎉2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣🎉

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January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Initially, thought that said hippopotamus, and I had to read it again!

Shoo dolt equate ants 🐜
Bee fog ought 🐝
Aunt ever body mind
Shoo dolt equate ants
Bee fog ought
And daze of old enzyme!!!

Hippo gnu ear, Lyndon! 🦛🥂🪅🎉
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Pick a band and list your 5 favorite albums:

Kimono My House
Lil Beethoven
No. 1 in Heaven
Indiscreet
Hippopotamus

Agonized over the last two spots.
Pick a band and list your favorite 5 albums:

Lateralus
10,000 Days
AEnima
Salival
Fear Innoculum

(It's shocking how few of the bands I like even HAVE 5 albums. Those that do, there's a precipitous drop off in quality. Very few bands have even 3 great albums)
Pick a band and list your favorite 5 albums:

10
Vitology
Vs
Lighting Bolt
No Code
January 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Unfortunately, the New Year’s Flask is being guarded by the trapped spirit of the guardian Hippopotamus, so I wasn’t able to partake in a toast today.
December 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Jack Smith would be better off telling everybody he is Taweret the Hippopotamus goddess of childbirth and protection. Nothing anyone says anymore is going to solve anything. We would all be safer joining forest clubs in treehouses limited to four persons per tree.
December 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM