#HamHocks
All ready for Christmas. I got:

Cornmeal
Gunpowder
Hamhocks
Guitar Strings
December 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I remember the before times when smoked hamhocks cost almost nothing
December 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I got cornmeal, gunpowder, hamhocks and guitar strings. Back up MFer!
December 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Cornmeal and gun powder and hamhocks and guitar strings.
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Sorry were you looking at the holy hamhocks? The Celestial Cellulite? The Divine Dickswallower? The-
December 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
hamhocks in the hammocks
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
ham is my downfall.
greens cooked with hamhocks is as comforting as a mother's smile!
crumble up the leftover cornbread into a tall, cold glass of milk and i'd swear i was back at my granddaddy's table, so full of love.
thanks for the happy thoughts as i plunge back into that sweet, sweet ham...
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Does the GOP think short term insults retribution might be outweighed by the long term survival of their unpopular & pathetic party? After Pres Hamhocks who will lead? Or more appropriately who will be the henchman.?They are cowards through & through. There is a shortage of cojones & thy name maga
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Idk when I'll get to sleep but I officially have a headache from being up so late. Here's what I'm looking forward to eating:
- My dad's fried turkey
- Mac n cheese
- Broccoli casserole
- Greens w/smoked turkey necks
- Black eyed peas with hamhocks
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I do NOT fuck with chitlins lol I use smoked hamhocks in my greens, but sometimes I use turkey leg or salt pork, depending on the crowd.

I've only had chitlins once and I will never again
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
status update:

still no ham, but i did win the greens battle. she's doing a tri-mix (collard, mustard, turnip) w/ hamhocks AND smoked turkey. ain't seen a pot of those since 2010 at least.
my momma really thinks i won't pack up all my shit and go home if she don't find a ham by tomorrow?????

let the petty games begin, lady.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
....also not very bright and that it would likely be their undoing. And here we are. Their "base" is turning on them in droves. Republican members of Congress are resigning (Hamhocks won't be the only one) and in danger of losing their House majority and likely soon. Every legal move...
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Holy Hamhocks, I spaced on watching both of those; thanks for the reminder!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Exactly!
Ms piggy has much more class and character in her hamhocks than tRump and MAGAts ever will!!!
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
zizi what are you doing with all of that (spins wheel of things that are ass) marsh cave
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
At first I thought it said you was giving away the Hamhocks.

I was about to ask what in the Dwayne Wayne is going on here? 😂
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Marjorie Taylor (Hamhocks) Greene.
Brilliant.
Hamhocks. I will never not think of this because it's so freakin' perfect.
Give me a friggin' break, Hamhocks. You've been one of the most toxic, offensive politicos on the scene for a long time. Harassing Sandy Hook families, victims of mass shootings...everyone you don't like. Now the horseshoe is on your foot and you don't like it.

www.huffpost.com/entry/mtg-ge...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Asked The 1 Question We All Have Now That She’s Trump’s Latest Target
The Georgia Republican had a very surprising response to the criticism.
www.huffpost.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Give me a friggin' break, Hamhocks. You've been one of the most toxic, offensive politicos on the scene for a long time. Harassing Sandy Hook families, victims of mass shootings...everyone you don't like. Now the horseshoe is on your foot and you don't like it.

www.huffpost.com/entry/mtg-ge...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Asked The 1 Question We All Have Now That She’s Trump’s Latest Target
The Georgia Republican had a very surprising response to the criticism.
www.huffpost.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hamhocks are goated when collagenous fats are the sauce
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
gotham as a holiday side dish is greens and corn bread. when done right, it's up there with the best sides. but when the corn bread isn't fluffy, someone uses a turkey leg in the greens instead of smoked hamhocks, or ONIONS (barf), it's all bad. throw the whole pot away
November 7, 2025 at 7:08 AM
No hamhocks for you
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
For scandi food that's more hearty there's also Den Glade Gris. They serve roasted hamhocks.
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM