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douglasireland.com
Happy Halloween from a damp and dark Paisley! 👻

Here's my contribution to the spooky season:

What do you call a witch's garage?
...A broom closet.

I'll see myself out.

#Halloween #Scotland #DadJokes #HalloweenJokes
October 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
drneser.bsky.social
October 30 (Halloween Eve!!) Guess the punchline and/or movie! 🎃🎃🎃 #halloween #spooktober #halloweenjokes
A movie screenshot of a group of 6 kids walking side by side away from the camera into the sunset, with Frankenstein’s monster walking in the middle. A beagle is with them too. Text on the slide says “What is a monster’s favorite pet?”
October 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
minimymo.bsky.social
Vine is not dead in my heart #vine #dadjokes #jokes #funny #yourewelcomeinternet #halloween #halloweenjokes #spoopy #tiktok #short #reel
October 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
tokensbybaksy.bsky.social
Parents, gaurdians and siblings, check your Halloween candy

I found a bunch of draft chaff

Dont let your kids eat unplayable 5+ mana vanilla creatures, even though that sounds delicious

#mtg #jokes #halloween #halloweenjokes #mtgcommunity #magicthegathering
October 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
drneser.bsky.social
October 21 🪦☠️🪦 #halloweenjokes #spookyszn #october
A black and white movie screenshot of a boy running along a hilly path near a miniature windmill and miniature castle. Text on the slide says “Why are graveyards so noisy?”
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
minimymo.bsky.social
These jokes are deadly! #halloween #dadjokes #funny #halloweenjokes #yourewelcomeinternet #tiktok #short #reel
October 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
spcaoftexas.bsky.social
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
Wasabi!
Mr. Goodwick promises to keep you laughing with only the best cheesy jokes around!

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October 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
begforitt.bsky.social
We love spooky season over here💓

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October 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
drneser.bsky.social
October 16! Guess the punchline and/or movie screenshot ☠️🎃☠️ #spooktober #halloweenjokes #monstermash
A screenshot from a black and white movie showing a decayed corpse laying down holding an ornate box on its chest. Text on the slide says “How does Frankenstein’s monster get around on Halloween night?”
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
drneser.bsky.social
October 14! 🧙🏻‍♀️🏰🌕 #halloweenjokes #guessthemovie #octoberfun
A movie screenshot of a gothic castle on a craggy mountain with two moons visible in the sky. Text on the slide says “What should you get a witch on her birthday?”
October 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
jovany13.bsky.social
How did Dracula pay for his dental bill?

He used his Monstercard. 🧛‍♂️💳🎃

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October 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
drneser.bsky.social
October 12 🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️Guess the punchline and/or movie! #spooktober #halloweenjokes #fall
A movie screenshot of two twin girls looking ahead at an older woman looking shocked. Text on the screen says “Why don’t witches like coffee shops?”
October 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
drneser.bsky.social
Happy Friday! Guess the punchline and/or movie screenshot for October 10: #halloweenjokes #spookyseason👻 #october #disneychanneloriginalmovie
A movie screenshot of a young boy sitting on top of a wooden casket that’s floating in the water while an adult man looks at him from the shore. Text on the image says “What is a vampire’s favorite Halloween candy?”
October 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
sylvia-rose-books.bsky.social
#funny #jokes #humor #halloween #halloweenhumor #halloweenjokes #witches #witch
October 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
drneser.bsky.social
October 9! Guess the punchline and/or movie screenshot 💀💀💀 #october #halloweenjokes #guessthemovie
A movie screenshot of a blond woman looking toward the far end of a parking garage where a man in a black trench coat is standing and looking at her. Text on the image says “Why did the scarecrow decline dessert?”
October 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
drneser.bsky.social
October 7! Guess the punchline and/or movie screenshot 🎃💀🕷️👽🧟‍♀️ #halloweenjokes #moviescreenshot #bestseason #october
A movie screenshot showing a large UFO floating just above a forest. Text on the screenshot says “What do sea monsters war for dinner?”
October 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
drneser.bsky.social
October 5! Guess the punchline and/or movie screenshot! 💀🎃👻 #october #halloweenjokes #spookyseason #sundayfunday
A movie screenshot of a woman running from a man in a skeleton costume who is trying to stab her in the back. The woman also has blood on the stomach area of her clothing.
October 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
daniripleywrites.bsky.social
Where do animals that don't make it through natural selection go?

The Ghoulapagos Islands

Sorry, I'll show myself out 😆

Happy October!

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October 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
foggyjack13.bsky.social
Why did the ghost go to therapy? To work on its 'boo' issues.
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May 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
jesseberney.com
I'll tell you what's scary, if bad things happen in politics #halloween #jokes #halloweenjokes #politics #politicaljokes #humor #politicalhumor #electionday #donaldtrump #kamalaharris #election2024
October 31, 2024 at 1:25 PM
punnypeak.bsky.social
"Why couldn't the zombie get a date?

Because he was always falling to pieces!

punnypeak.com/zombie-puns/

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punnypeak.com
June 30, 2024 at 12:15 AM
idisposable.github365.com
Q: Why was the ghost a terrible R&B singer?
A: Because he was soulless
#HalloweenJokes
November 24, 2024 at 11:38 PM
idisposable.github365.com
Q: Why was the mummy sad?
A: His rap didn't rhyme
#HalloweenJokes
November 24, 2024 at 11:38 PM
idisposable.github365.com
Q: Why was the pill always cold?
A: It was a chill pill
#HalloweenJokes
November 24, 2024 at 11:38 PM