CONFESSION: I — who was born in a foreign country, to a foreign born mother, & who didn’t speak English as my first language — BOUGHT BANANAS 🍌 ON MONDAY 👉🏻 WITHOUT AN ID 👈🏻

Photo evidence submitted, begging leniency.

#outlaw #ICE #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #groceryshopping #bananas #groceryID

#groceryID Everyone criticizing Trump for saying one needs an ID to buy groceries is forgetting that one reason Trump doesn't drink is in his family of origin Scotch and Rum WERE considered *groceries*.

You have to have an ID to buy groceries? That totally explains poverty in America! WHO KNEW?!?! We have to repeal #GroceryID laws now!!!