#GothProblems
"I found my skull!" is a perfectly normal thing to exclaim when attempting to leave the house and finding an earring I thought I'd lost forever in my shoe. #gothproblems #joyinthstrange
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 AM
​Sometimes I want to give in and just lay in a graveyard in the middle of the night.

...but then I remember I live in the South and I'm not prepared for how I'll react to bugs crawling over me.

#gothproblems #gothsky #floridahell
September 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Locked in a timeless struggle: trying to find a single black garment that I need when the majority of my clothes and the majority of my partner’s clothes are black. #GothProblems
August 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
When I got back from the grocery store, I discovered that my pants had fallen below the top of my underwear and I was wearing a crop top, so everyone at the store knows I was wearing Nightmare Before Christmas panties.

And now you know too! #gothProblems
June 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I knew Morbius was a terrible person, but his clothes are brown-black and his robe is blue-black, so truly he is beyond redemption.

#monsterdon #forbiddenplanet #gothproblems
May 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
April 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
not sure if I'm making kissy noises at Ozzy or a pile of cat shaped laundry #gothproblems
April 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Goddamned cloves once a staple of the Goth scene are getting harder to come by!
#GothProblems
#TransGothGirls
#Transvideos
March 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
#GothProblems Trying to work out where the line between 'face paint' and 'make up' is for the Ghost gig. (Face paint is banned)
March 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I got asked if I was a witch today while out running my errands & looked down to figure out why & well… ok fair. #gothproblems
March 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A kid, asking another kid, pointing at me: What's that?
The other kid: What, that guy?
Kid A: That's a guy?
Kid B: Yeah, he's a... man.
Red: No, I'm a shadow.

-red.
#GothProblems
February 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ugh. Gaga's recent abelist crap sucks, but the new single and music video are 100% Cris-bait.

Western occult references + Vogue = constant replays today.

I guess it was inevitable that pop music would trap me one day. #NerdProblems #GothProblems

Are torrentz still a thing?
February 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
#gothproblems
December 19, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Why do dudes say "you scare me 😜" online to goth girls & think that's going to make us into you? Like you're proud of being wimpy? Ok 😐 #gothproblems #gothsky
November 26, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Trying to wear my Demonia boots and layers of black, but daddy’s don’t like it. They prefer their dolls, not their queens of darkness. 😩🖤 #GothProblems
November 18, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Watching an episode of "Ugliest House in America", and it's making me so mad. A family of normies bought an old funeral home & have already torn out the embalming room! There should be a Goth Society for the Preservation of Creepy Houses to prevent these things from happening. #GothProblems
April 19, 2024 at 7:50 PM
When you realize you inadvertently matched your collar to your cats. #gothproblems
November 27, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Ow. I did some deep cleaning and organizing two days ago. I managed to stab myself in the face with what I assumed were porcupine quills, but that were actually raven feathers bundled together. #GothProblems
November 17, 2023 at 4:57 PM
When you have a closet full of black clothes but still nothing appropriate to wear to a family funeral #gothproblems
September 16, 2023 at 1:32 PM
When your hair is purple-black and all the hotel towels are stark white #gothproblems
December 11, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Whenever the Yakult commercial comes on I hear "millions of families have balanced their digestive systems with the occult." #gothproblems
January 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Going to a baby shower. Everything I own is black or grey #gothproblems
December 11, 2024 at 12:05 AM