Remember that time Trump waxed lyrical about being a real American hero? Here's a snippet of my response to Prez Private Parts. #GoodbyeAsshat #PennyfarthingBook4
November 16, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Remember that time Trump waxed lyrical about being a real American hero? Here's a snippet of my response to Prez Private Parts. #GoodbyeAsshat #PennyfarthingBook4
Still waiting. Donnie's looking worse than me, y'all. I hope, anyway. #GoodbyeAsshat
November 16, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Still waiting. Donnie's looking worse than me, y'all. I hope, anyway. #GoodbyeAsshat
"Get off your lazy, goldbricking ass, you glutinous sluggard. You have a country to run into the ground." We're counting down to the day we 86 the arschloch. Enjoy this Pennyfarthing snippet. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
November 16, 2024 at 1:40 PM
"Get off your lazy, goldbricking ass, you glutinous sluggard. You have a country to run into the ground." We're counting down to the day we 86 the arschloch. Enjoy this Pennyfarthing snippet. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Today on Pennyfarthing's Greatest Miffs from DailyKos, we discover Donnie's 2020 reelection scam appears to have begun before his first (and only) inauguration. We can't wait to see the miniseries. Because there's a whole lot of cray in this sordid tale. #GoodbyeAsshat #AJP
November 16, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Today on Pennyfarthing's Greatest Miffs from DailyKos, we discover Donnie's 2020 reelection scam appears to have begun before his first (and only) inauguration. We can't wait to see the miniseries. Because there's a whole lot of cray in this sordid tale. #GoodbyeAsshat #AJP
Remember when Trump accused Obama of having his wires tapped? Oh, the crazy train was just starting, wasn't it? And here we are. One day from freedom. From "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
November 16, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Remember when Trump accused Obama of having his wires tapped? Oh, the crazy train was just starting, wasn't it? And here we are. One day from freedom. From "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
Oh, remember when Billy Barr morphed into Trump's PR toady right before our eyes? It was all chronicled in "Dear F*cking Moron" (see below). How much longer do we have to deal with this fucknuttery? Seriously. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteBiden
November 16, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Oh, remember when Billy Barr morphed into Trump's PR toady right before our eyes? It was all chronicled in "Dear F*cking Moron" (see below). How much longer do we have to deal with this fucknuttery? Seriously. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteBiden
Wouldn't it be nice to have a smart president again? One who doesn't need flashcards to understand abstruse concepts? Four days, yo! An excerpt from "Dear F*cking Moron." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
November 16, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Wouldn't it be nice to have a smart president again? One who doesn't need flashcards to understand abstruse concepts? Four days, yo! An excerpt from "Dear F*cking Moron." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
"Now I feel like I could vomit twice my body weight three times a day" could only be a reference to the Trump presidency. That it is. From "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
"Now I feel like I could vomit twice my body weight three times a day" could only be a reference to the Trump presidency. That it is. From "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Another letter to Trump. This is a four-parter. You'll have to cycle through *all* the sections to find the golden phrase "fuck me in the eardrum with Ann Coulter's corrugated dick." But, hey, you know it's worth it. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
November 16, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Another letter to Trump. This is a four-parter. You'll have to cycle through *all* the sections to find the golden phrase "fuck me in the eardrum with Ann Coulter's corrugated dick." But, hey, you know it's worth it. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
You're fired! #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloPresidentBidenandVPHarris
November 16, 2024 at 2:09 PM
You're fired! #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloPresidentBidenandVPHarris
Why am I trying to make sense out of something that spilled like a tauntaun's steamy entrails from the expired, moldering tin of anchovy paste that is Trump's mind? Good question. More in the attachments. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
November 16, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Why am I trying to make sense out of something that spilled like a tauntaun's steamy entrails from the expired, moldering tin of anchovy paste that is Trump's mind? Good question. More in the attachments. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteEarly #VoteBlue #VoteBiden
Oh, remember when Mueller was coming — before Billy Barr came all over our democracy? I do. From "Dear F*cking Lunatic." Save us, Joe Biden. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteBlue #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
November 16, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Oh, remember when Mueller was coming — before Billy Barr came all over our democracy? I do. From "Dear F*cking Lunatic." Save us, Joe Biden. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteBlue #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Did I really call Trump a "gormless fucking twatflap"? Guess you'll have to click the image to find out. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #VoteBiden
November 16, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Did I really call Trump a "gormless fucking twatflap"? Guess you'll have to click the image to find out. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #VoteBiden
As we wait for The Puttercup Prince🤡 to realize his time is nearly up, my associate (Emma) will play an AJP Greatest Miff from the Daily Kos archives. Remember when MoTucker claimed white supremacists were all a sneaky Dem scheme? Never forget. #GoodbyeAsshat #TuckerCarlsonEw
November 16, 2024 at 2:14 PM
As we wait for The Puttercup Prince🤡 to realize his time is nearly up, my associate (Emma) will play an AJP Greatest Miff from the Daily Kos archives. Remember when MoTucker claimed white supremacists were all a sneaky Dem scheme? Never forget. #GoodbyeAsshat #TuckerCarlsonEw
What do you think? Did I cross the line with this one? Uhhh, THERE IS NO FUCKING LINE WHEN IT COMES TO INSULTING SCROTUS! Enjoy. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #86ed
November 16, 2024 at 1:32 PM
What do you think? Did I cross the line with this one? Uhhh, THERE IS NO FUCKING LINE WHEN IT COMES TO INSULTING SCROTUS! Enjoy. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #86ed
Trump is the high suzerain of social media. Tens of millions of Twitter bots can't be wrong, eh? But sometimes, I don't know, I feel like he's lying. Crazy, huh? From Dear "F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteBiden #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
November 16, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Trump is the high suzerain of social media. Tens of millions of Twitter bots can't be wrong, eh? But sometimes, I don't know, I feel like he's lying. Crazy, huh? From Dear "F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #VoteBiden #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
A short and sweet Sunday missive to the ocher asshat. Yes, he really is this dumb. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
November 16, 2024 at 1:34 PM
A short and sweet Sunday missive to the ocher asshat. Yes, he really is this dumb. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Remember when Trump was trying to hide his taxes? That was crazy, huh? Well, now we see (even more clearly) what a fraud he is. Here's a blast from the past, courtesy of "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
November 16, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Remember when Trump was trying to hide his taxes? That was crazy, huh? Well, now we see (even more clearly) what a fraud he is. Here's a blast from the past, courtesy of "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
Why the fuck does everything about Trump have to have a Hitler analogue? An excerpt from AJP's "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #VoteBiden #VoteBlue
November 16, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Why the fuck does everything about Trump have to have a Hitler analogue? An excerpt from AJP's "Dear F*cking Lunatic." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #VoteBiden #VoteBlue
"Pertinaciously fungal bog crotch"? Why am I so fucking vulgar? Here's an excerpt from another sick letter to Trump ... courtesy of "Dear Pr*sident Assclown." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #86ed
November 16, 2024 at 1:35 PM
"Pertinaciously fungal bog crotch"? Why am I so fucking vulgar? Here's an excerpt from another sick letter to Trump ... courtesy of "Dear Pr*sident Assclown." #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #86ed
My goodness, these letters are so *mean*! "If you don't do cover-ups, what's with that yeti merkin on your head? Why do you look like a 600-pound Chicken McNugget covered in bee pollen?" Please tell me if I've gone too far. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
November 16, 2024 at 1:33 PM
My goodness, these letters are so *mean*! "If you don't do cover-ups, what's with that yeti merkin on your head? Why do you look like a 600-pound Chicken McNugget covered in bee pollen?" Please tell me if I've gone too far. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump
"Kim Jong Un must be wondering how a country that produced a scintillating intellect like Dennis Rodman could have such a dense fuck as its president." Remember that time Trump lost an aircraft carrier? Oh, those halcyon days. From "Dear F*cking Lunatic" #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe
November 16, 2024 at 1:56 PM
"Kim Jong Un must be wondering how a country that produced a scintillating intellect like Dennis Rodman could have such a dense fuck as its president." Remember that time Trump lost an aircraft carrier? Oh, those halcyon days. From "Dear F*cking Lunatic" #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe
Since Trump won’t read my letters, I’ve mocked up a Donnie Dummy Bully Distraction-style tweet. This seems accurate. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #PennyfarthingResistance
November 16, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Since Trump won’t read my letters, I’ve mocked up a Donnie Dummy Bully Distraction-style tweet. This seems accurate. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #PennyfarthingResistance
This countdown to Trump’s eviction day selection is confirmation that we’ve all been in fight or flight mode since Trump took office. Remember when we discovered Cap’n Orange Crayon didn’t want any advisors? At all? Because he was just gonna wing it? Shudder. #GoodbyeAsshat
November 16, 2024 at 2:17 PM
This countdown to Trump’s eviction day selection is confirmation that we’ve all been in fight or flight mode since Trump took office. Remember when we discovered Cap’n Orange Crayon didn’t want any advisors? At all? Because he was just gonna wing it? Shudder. #GoodbyeAsshat
Donald Trump and Putin. A love story for the ages. And here's another loathe letter from "Dear F*cking Moron" to the, well, fucking moron. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #VoteBlue
November 16, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Donald Trump and Putin. A love story for the ages. And here's another loathe letter from "Dear F*cking Moron" to the, well, fucking moron. #GoodbyeAsshat #HelloJoe #86DaysofHatingDonaldTrump #VoteBlue