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Meme‑stocks are back. Social media meets the trading floor. 🎮📊

Risky? Yup. Exciting? Absolutely.

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#MemeStocks #StockMarket #InvestingTips #RetailInvesting #FinanceHumor
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Alien comets, viral slang...another distraction from saving for retirement. At least these memes are free (for now). Diversify your portfolio, not your slang, people! #FinanceHumor #MemeEconomy #RetirementPlanning #67WordOfTheYear
October 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
5 TRILLION and counting — NVIDIA just made history. 🧠💸 The AI chip boom is real, but so are the concentration risks. Stay sharp. Download the Stock Market Tracker (link in bio). #StockMarket #InvestingTips #WealthBuilding #AIStocks #FinanceHumor
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Back in the day: "Blame my broker."

Now: You bought that meme stock at the top, champ. 😂

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October 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The five levels of wealth:

1️⃣ No watch.
2️⃣ Apple Watch.
3️⃣ Rolex.
4️⃣ Richard Mille.
5️⃣ No watch 😎.

Which level are you at? Comment below! 👇

#WealthLevels #MoneyMoves #FlexOrChill #LuxuryLife #LifeGoals #HustleSmart #WealthMindset #RichVibes #LevelUp #FinanceHumor"
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"6-7" banned in classrooms? Good. Maybe now Gen Alpha will focus on compounding interest instead of…whatever that is. Probably too much to ask. #GenAlpha #FinanceHumor #GetOffMyLawn #Investing
October 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
$JPM EPS on a roll 🚀: 2024 EPS hits 20.31, up 20.61% from last year! 📈 #FinanceHumor #EarningsSeason
October 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
🚨 Cash flow alert for $JPM! Negative free cash flow of -$42B as of 12/31/24. Time to tighten those belts! #FinanceHumor #BankingBlues
October 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
New traders step on rakes.

Experienced traders moonwalk through them.

The difference? Discipline, scars… and better tools.
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#StockMarketMemes #FinanceHumor #TradingPsychology #SmartMoneyMoves #StockMarketTracker
October 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
😲 What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen on an expense report?
From bizarre receipts to head-scratching justifications, AP pros have seen it all. We collected some of the wildest examples here:

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#AccountsPayable #FinanceHumor #ExpenseReports
The Strangest Things People Have Submitted on Expense Reports
Even seasoned AP professionals can’t help but shake their heads when strange items show up on expense reports. Below are a few stories—including real examples—from both our own desks and broader…
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September 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The Fed just cut rates. Wall Street’s partying, but smart investors are watching closely. 🍸📉📈

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September 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Legend says Jesse Livermore’s ghost appears every time you skip a stop-loss.

👻 Trade smarter—don’t become market folklore.

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September 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
National Cheese Pizza Day is here—and we’re doing the math. 🍕 If you order pizza 2x a week, that’s over $2,000/year. Could be stocks. Could be savings. Maybe still pizza—but planned.

#PizzaDay #FinancialGoals #BudgetTips #InvestYourSpending #FinanceHumor #SmartChoices
September 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
My financial advisor is a teapot. ☕️📈
The portfolio is 100% Shu Pu'er.
The ROI? Pure abundance energy.
Retweet to manifest a wealthier timeline. 🔁

#Manifestation #Wealth #FinanceHumor #Tea
September 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Crypto guy: portfolio down 70%, sees +3% today

Also crypto guy: “We’re back baby!” 😂📈

Meanwhile, stock traders fuming at -25%.

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#EmotionallyInvested #FinanceHumor #StockMarketTracker
September 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
DCA is like hitting the gym weekly.

YOLO investing is doing 500 squats once a year and blowing out your knees. 😂

Guess who retires richer?

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#DCA #InvestingTips #StockMarket #FinanceHumor #WealthBuilding
September 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Stocks or mutual funds—what would Whiskers choose? Full breakdown given
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#Caturday #FinanceHumor
August 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
From 500 to 10,000! "Can you hit me back though, please?" Seeing those crazy Cash App requests roll in. Anyone else get random requests out of nowhere? Tag someone who's seen it all! #CashApp #MoneyRequests #UnexpectedRequests #FinanceHumor #ViralRequests
August 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A -5% dip = full emotional breakdown.

A +20% gain = “oh cool.”

Welcome to loss aversion.

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August 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Powell’s still holding. No hike, no cut — just tension.

Markets bet on a September move… are you watching the tells?

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August 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Hot investing tip: stop doomscrolling and stay invested. 📉🧘

Patience beats panic in the long run.

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August 13, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Candlesticks: the stock market’s mood ring 🕯️📉

Learn to read the emotion behind the moves — then ride the waves.

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#StockMarket #CandlestickPatterns #TechnicalAnalysis #InvestingTips #FinanceHumor
August 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
“If the stock market could just be closed for the day… that would be great.” 📉😩

When even your ETF is crying.

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August 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Short sellers bet against it.

Retail traders buy it out of spite.

📈 That’s a Short Squeeze — and it's chaos in chart form.

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#ShortSqueeze #StockMarketTracker #MemeStocks #FinanceHumor #YOLOTrading
July 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM