#FaceBook
Walking around Harvard humming Trent Reznor and saying shit like "if you were the guys who invented Facebook you'd have invented Facebook"
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Facebook mom
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The new hire just told us she never had a Facebook page... Legit felt the room go like this
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It’s important to achieve bipartisanship with Republicans so they can arrest Barack Obama for something they read on the Epoch Times’ Facebook page written by a Chinese cult member in 2019.
Breaking MSNBC:

The U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Florida called a division-wide meeting this afternoon, following the resignations of two prosecutors who were asked to take part in a vast "conspiracy" investigation into former intel and law enforcement officials.
U.S. Attorney investigating alleged grand ‘conspiracy’ calls unit-wide meeting after two prosecutors resign
Career prosecutors on “pins and needles” after flurry of subpoenas approved.
www.msnbc.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Ugh, all of the animal videos on Facebook are AI slop now.

I saw of a video of a cop just walking past a dog.
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Ignore their Facebook posts
It turns out that nobody will vote for you to care for their children when your leader AND HER HUSBAND get arrested for being sexual predators.
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
More folk horror from Facebook marketplace
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
just posted "im trans btw" on my old facebook here goes nothing
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
An entire Facebook page of fake deportation videos generated by AI. With millions of views.
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Reason 735,963 to deactivate and delete your Facebook/Meta accounts.

Beginning December 16, Facebook will start reading and storing your private DMs and incorporating the data into A.I. technologies.
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
can we get the unflattering facebook profile picture undershot
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Shamelessly stolen from Facebook
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
We're dressing up Bread Knight again on Facebook:
www.facebook.com/share/p/1MDD...
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Facebook, like Twitter, should have 'Following' and 'For You' columns. I don't open Facebook so I can see photographs of steep staircases. I want my friends back.
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Eure Armut wiedert mich an.
(Quelle: facebook, heute-show)
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Facebook ads know exactly what I’m looking for
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“Put your big girl panties on,” says rando Facebook account about people whose premiums are going from a few hundred dollars to a few thousand dollars.
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Banning Facebook and X would be a good start.
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Jesus Christ
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Watching really normie Dems on Facebook call for Schumer’s head like 😳
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Our version of Facebook Memories was cleaning out an old stack of MapQuest directions from the backseat pocket of the Saturn.
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
checking in on Facebook
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Spela in chipsreklam är tydligen viktigare än klimatmötet
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
La foto del Tinder / la foto de grupo que sube un colega tuyo al Facebook.
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Looking forward to all of this sort of thing your Aunt is seeing on Facebook today
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM