#FIG
The rug behind this strangler fig makes it look like it has an eye and mouth.
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Our Queen Peppa Fig @choobaloob.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Silly Fig
He run awound
He ses da clowds
Has falled on gwound

As snoflakes danse
Upon da air
Da Fig, he sit
Outside he stare

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeAllEksited #HeSingLotsSongs #HeKeepTellingMamaBoutDaSno #FirsSnoFall
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Comm: Fig Faeth !
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Did y'all miss Fig?
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Fig keeps trying to eat the motes of dust illuminated by the light
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
now accepting “great pizza, phil” replies
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Chuck Schumer acting like some rando vulnerable first term swing district Rep rather than a Democratic lion of the Senate. Fig leaf "no" vote. As if he's not the leader of the damned caucus! Lyndon Johnson wept.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Fig walnut sourdough
Overnight ferment
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Whatever else is in the deal, agreeing to merely have a vote on ACA is a fig leaf. Even if it passes the Senate, it won't in the House, which also makes it an easy yes vote for the Senate Rs who might want to, defusing it as an attack on them.

It is a stupid ask even on Team Schumer's own terms.
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Fig Newtons
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I hope whatever sick freak that decided fig jam and prosciutto belong on a pizza gets the sloppiest head of their life
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Fig! Apple! Mead! Chutney!, a whole 11 jars! A good Sunday.
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
kuroken second release of the "Look This Way Fig." series with Takaratomy A.R.T.S.
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“But fig, Trump can just refuse to implement that part of the law!” Ok and we can do this again in February and people can buckle down for it to the extent they’re able.
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Fig Newtons, Skybars, Devil Dogs
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Alright who’s got the list of the turncoat motherfuckers who voted for this shit

You’re fucking telling me that we went through this pain and uncertainty for fucking nothing?? A “vote to extend ACA subsidies” is not fucking actually extending those subsidies

They don’t give a fig about us, my GOD
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Fig, it's the wrong rock, what don't you get
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
"Fig. 2 shows a representative experiment"
The science literature used to be more fun
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Finally blocked Fig cause he's just fucking insufferable.
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
They’re insulated from all the consequences and don’t give a flying fig.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Did anyone else find the new mega in Legends Z-A???

Mega Fig!!

(Done by @zray.bsky.social )
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Just like Susan Collins 'votes against' stuff she knows will pass anyway. It's a fig leaf, schumer folds again.
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I was eating a fig newton this morning and I was like wait arent these made from dates? Duh…

And then I remembered who else really loves dates?! Our frugivore friend, Dracula parrot!!!
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM