#FARTUS
This is fucking nuts, her legal team is not doing the most lately. Asking people to sign an unenforceable perpetuity agreement (there’s literally an old ass property rule against perpetuities) but not saying jack shit when the fartus of the United States is using her music all over the clock app?
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I thought it was Fartus Maximus. guess I'm wrong
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Fartus in the jar wins! you win this round!
March 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
let’s hope bebe fartus didn’t chew the wires again.
March 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
OMG IS THAT BEBE FARTUS??????????
April 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
@devilligan.bsky.social we found Fartus
February 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Sr Fartus VIII
October 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Is Fartus going to slowly morph into Tom. Because I will have to put my dainty foot down. No no.
a man is holding a spray bottle while talking to a boy .
ALT: a man is holding a spray bottle while talking to a boy .
media.tenor.com
March 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
As of 1/20…it will no longer be known as #POTUS the Orange Man will be called #FARTUS = Felon Adjudicated
Rapist of the United
States = FARTUS
#FuckTrump
January 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
February 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You wish, Cankleoneous Fartus.
August 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Fartus Magnificus
January 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
ARREST THAT FARTUS.
April 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You know, watching Asra is perfectly lovely, though. Maybe they had a portal accident on the way to Tamriel and became Argonian or something. Just please spare us from another Fartus, or Burpus, or Shartus. 😭😭😭
April 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Pickled Fartus was the highlight for me. Top tier work, Lore 👏🏻
March 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Yes I'm very much Bebe Fartus in many, many ways 😁
June 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Bebe Fartus is FINALLY mine! I'M SO HAPPY 🥺
May 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Musk the vile trying to stalinist purge federal workers using insider maga spies. Another FARTUS move to wards Putinism.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Confusion over Musk demand that federal workers justify their jobs
Employees get conflicting advice over compliance with a Musk-backed order to list their last week's work or face termination.
www.bbc.com
February 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Do we include #FARTUS? Seems like the Felon in Chief probably wants all the J-6ers he can possibly recruit.
October 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Thanks for your permission FARTUS, not.. But yes EU should join militarily and provide the defence guarantee to all European states except Russia and Belarus, who are jointly our enemies, espescially now they have recruited TRUMPIA.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6...
Trump says Europe should provide security guarantees for Ukraine ahead of Starmer talks - follow live
The president, who will meet the UK prime minister later, says it's up to Europe and not the US to protect Ukraine.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
[#USPol - Trump sentencing, delusional cabinet picks]

A longread situation report https://skydancingblog.com/2025/01/10/finally-friday-reads-fartus-gets-away-with-it/
skydancingblog.com
January 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Banning Tik Tok just so FARTUS can give China or Russia everything they could ever want anyway isn’t going to improve Americans’ lives or National Security at all.
January 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I want the pickled Fartus as a poster in my bedroom. It’s hilarious!
March 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My latest on Sky Dancing with Featured Funny by @johnbuss.bsky.social wp.me/pgqML-N5W It is the anniversary of the shameful January 6th treason. The worst is yet to come. Our FARTUS (Felon, Adjudicated Rapist, and Traitor of the United States) is about to take the oath of office.
Mostly Monday Reads: What Fresh Hell?
Good Day, Sky Dancers! Today is the anniversary of the shameful January 6th treason and violence. It may seem quiet today, but the worst is yet to come. Not only is our new FARTUS (Felon, Adjudicat…
wp.me
January 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I once held a Florida Panther cub on my lap. I can only hope that there will never be a fartus oderous like that again.
September 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM