FACT: EVRI is short for EVRI DELIVERY A NEW ADVENTURE
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
FACT: EVRI is short for EVRI DELIVERY A NEW ADVENTURE
Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
An email from Evri informs me they have left the package in my ‘outbuilding’
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
An email from Evri informs me they have left the package in my ‘outbuilding’
Maaaate, I shouldn’t be laughing but EVRI AND THE FOXES (lost mid 80’s band) 🤣🤣🤣
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Maaaate, I shouldn’t be laughing but EVRI AND THE FOXES (lost mid 80’s band) 🤣🤣🤣
Guy Fawkes signature and Guy Fawkes signing for an Evri parcel
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Guy Fawkes signature and Guy Fawkes signing for an Evri parcel
Evri fail to deliver a parcel to a seller. They say they are returning it to me.
The app says it arrived at my parcel shop - but didn’t. Evri then say it has been collected by me a few days ago. It has not. Vinted say it’s marked as delivered so are treating me as having received it.
The app says it arrived at my parcel shop - but didn’t. Evri then say it has been collected by me a few days ago. It has not. Vinted say it’s marked as delivered so are treating me as having received it.
a blurry picture of a person 's back with their hands on the wall
Alt: a blurry picture of a person 's back with their hands on the wall
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November 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Evri fail to deliver a parcel to a seller. They say they are returning it to me.
The app says it arrived at my parcel shop - but didn’t. Evri then say it has been collected by me a few days ago. It has not. Vinted say it’s marked as delivered so are treating me as having received it.
The app says it arrived at my parcel shop - but didn’t. Evri then say it has been collected by me a few days ago. It has not. Vinted say it’s marked as delivered so are treating me as having received it.
Better remember to turn my phone off just in case those idiots at Evri ring during the funeral
Don’t want another “Bread Delivery!” like at Mulligan’s 😱
#TheArchers
Don’t want another “Bread Delivery!” like at Mulligan’s 😱
#TheArchers
A funeral this afternoon for a neighbour’s husband.
Plymouth built a new crematoria last year so everyone has to go there. The others were as grim as you can imagine
At least the new one has proper waiting rooms, memory rooms etc. It even has a cafe
As my mum would’ve said- “crème de la crem”
Plymouth built a new crematoria last year so everyone has to go there. The others were as grim as you can imagine
At least the new one has proper waiting rooms, memory rooms etc. It even has a cafe
As my mum would’ve said- “crème de la crem”
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Better remember to turn my phone off just in case those idiots at Evri ring during the funeral
Don’t want another “Bread Delivery!” like at Mulligan’s 😱
#TheArchers
Don’t want another “Bread Delivery!” like at Mulligan’s 😱
#TheArchers
open.spotify.com/track/0EYOdF... sansayoneller ama seviyorum napim🌚 gud nayt evri badi Jüpiter retro yapıyormuş eskiden sadece büyüklüğüyle bilinirdi.Gezegenleri piyasaya düşürdü bu astrologlar🙈
B.Y.O.B.
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November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
open.spotify.com/track/0EYOdF... sansayoneller ama seviyorum napim🌚 gud nayt evri badi Jüpiter retro yapıyormuş eskiden sadece büyüklüğüyle bilinirdi.Gezegenleri piyasaya düşürdü bu astrologlar🙈
The lack of comms is their fault, at least. The choice of Evri and their rubbishness, not as much, but even so.
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The lack of comms is their fault, at least. The choice of Evri and their rubbishness, not as much, but even so.
Don’t do any online shopping now unless you want your mail to be lost, stolen, or delivered to the wrong fucking address etc. ask me how tf I know. I’m just extra fucked because I literally can’t do it any other way. Fuck Evri!! Fuck them all the way to Mars and back! Fuck these lazy thieving cunts!
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Don’t do any online shopping now unless you want your mail to be lost, stolen, or delivered to the wrong fucking address etc. ask me how tf I know. I’m just extra fucked because I literally can’t do it any other way. Fuck Evri!! Fuck them all the way to Mars and back! Fuck these lazy thieving cunts!
On a hot day in summer I offered the Evri driver a bottle of water and he was grateful.
So I drop-kicked it over the neighbour's fence and told him I'd left it in a safe place. #ThisIsAllTrue 😉
So I drop-kicked it over the neighbour's fence and told him I'd left it in a safe place. #ThisIsAllTrue 😉
Really pissed off with UK Amazon and Evri previously Hermes and without doubt the very worst courier service in the UK 😡
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
On a hot day in summer I offered the Evri driver a bottle of water and he was grateful.
So I drop-kicked it over the neighbour's fence and told him I'd left it in a safe place. #ThisIsAllTrue 😉
So I drop-kicked it over the neighbour's fence and told him I'd left it in a safe place. #ThisIsAllTrue 😉
What does it mean when The Dreaded Evri go from saying “we have your parcel” to “we can’t deliver it today” to “we’re sending it back” and then total radio silence? Does it mean they’ve broken it? Because my guess is they’ve broken it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
What does it mean when The Dreaded Evri go from saying “we have your parcel” to “we can’t deliver it today” to “we’re sending it back” and then total radio silence? Does it mean they’ve broken it? Because my guess is they’ve broken it.
Evri are shite and a bet on their records it says “ handed to householder “
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Evri are shite and a bet on their records it says “ handed to householder “
I dread whenever I see Evri is delivering my parcel. 8 days later they've confirmed it's lost 🤦
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I dread whenever I see Evri is delivering my parcel. 8 days later they've confirmed it's lost 🤦
Ah Evri.
The company who "delivered" a package of glassware marked fragile by emptying out the contents of our recycling box all over the floor, then throwing the package into it, breaking 3 of the 4 glasses.
Clowns.
The company who "delivered" a package of glassware marked fragile by emptying out the contents of our recycling box all over the floor, then throwing the package into it, breaking 3 of the 4 glasses.
Clowns.
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Ah Evri.
The company who "delivered" a package of glassware marked fragile by emptying out the contents of our recycling box all over the floor, then throwing the package into it, breaking 3 of the 4 glasses.
Clowns.
The company who "delivered" a package of glassware marked fragile by emptying out the contents of our recycling box all over the floor, then throwing the package into it, breaking 3 of the 4 glasses.
Clowns.
Evri imaginable cockup.
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Evri imaginable cockup.
If life gives you lemons, Evri will deliver them to the wrong house and you will never know what became of them.
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If life gives you lemons, Evri will deliver them to the wrong house and you will never know what became of them.
Hope you can track down yr parcel. Generally no probs with RM ones here, but many local complaints about Evri.
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Hope you can track down yr parcel. Generally no probs with RM ones here, but many local complaints about Evri.
Another frustrating round with eBay & Evri. I tried to track a scarf I'd ordered, but Evri tracking didn't recognise my postcode as the delivery one. Apparently, it was popped through someone's letterbox yesterday… but not mine. Haven't a clue where it is.
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Another frustrating round with eBay & Evri. I tried to track a scarf I'd ordered, but Evri tracking didn't recognise my postcode as the delivery one. Apparently, it was popped through someone's letterbox yesterday… but not mine. Haven't a clue where it is.
Husband reckons Evri took on an eBay contract recently and are now floundering bc they can’t fulfill it… our door to door has been okay but PO pick up has been a nightmare for everyone.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Husband reckons Evri took on an eBay contract recently and are now floundering bc they can’t fulfill it… our door to door has been okay but PO pick up has been a nightmare for everyone.
I hate Evri 🤬
They just keep returning orders to the suppliers without even coming near my house.
5 orders have been returned in the last 2 weeks
They just keep returning orders to the suppliers without even coming near my house.
5 orders have been returned in the last 2 weeks
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I hate Evri 🤬
They just keep returning orders to the suppliers without even coming near my house.
5 orders have been returned in the last 2 weeks
They just keep returning orders to the suppliers without even coming near my house.
5 orders have been returned in the last 2 weeks
open.spotify.com/track/63T7DJ... Gud nayt evri badi 🌌🌚
Paint It, Black
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November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
open.spotify.com/track/63T7DJ... Gud nayt evri badi 🌌🌚
Well, so far 4 emails from Evri - your delivery will be 17:30 to 19:30 - your delivery is now going to be 16:30 to 18:30 - your delivery will be late sorry about that but we don't know when it'll arrive - your delivery is now 17:00 to 19:00.
Fingers crossed it actually arrives today!
Fingers crossed it actually arrives today!
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Well, so far 4 emails from Evri - your delivery will be 17:30 to 19:30 - your delivery is now going to be 16:30 to 18:30 - your delivery will be late sorry about that but we don't know when it'll arrive - your delivery is now 17:00 to 19:00.
Fingers crossed it actually arrives today!
Fingers crossed it actually arrives today!
Ah cheers. Very glad it got here intact with Evri 💀
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ah cheers. Very glad it got here intact with Evri 💀