#DogLogic
Bailey: They said we’re “on watch.”
Tank: Good. Means they’re scared.
Bailey: Of what?
Tank: Of what we’ll do next.

#TankTheGolden #FeralEnergy #DogLogic
November 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Laying low. Playing dumb.
Waiting for the perfect moment to knock something off a table.

I’ve mastered cone navigation.
They don't call me Tank for nothin.
Walls fall. Humans flee.
I feel powerful again.

#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #FeralEnergy #DogLogic #ConeChronicles
October 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Just got a bath. Feeling clean. Feeling good.
Going to the vet. They say it’s “a quick visit.”
I sense betrayal. The air smells… sterile.

#DogsOfBluesky #CleanAndDoomed #DogLogic #SnipSnip
October 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I would accuse you of doglogic, but you are dog.
September 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Oh no! Mahm tested positive for the flu. Though that means no #dogpark for me, mahm says we need to protect the pack. I am gonna give mahm cuddles and make her feel better.

Wish me luck.

#doglogic #dogwisdom
February 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
When you're trying to enjoy your breakfast, but those puppy eyes hit you right in the heart. 🥹🐶💛

Would you resist, or would you share? 👀😂

#DogLogic #PuppyEyesPower #FoodNegotiations #DogLover #PetLife
February 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I am definitely not a cold weather dog. My friends liked this a lot more than I did. I guess I will just have to move to the tropics with my mahm.

#doglogic #arlingtonva #dogsincoats #dogsofbluesky
January 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
“No daddy, I will not eat my snack out of my own bowl, your hand, or even the floor. Oh wait, you put it on a human plate? Move out of the way so I can gobble that shit up…” #DogLogic
July 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
June 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Puppy is pretty sure the cure to his misery is to put more metal things in his head and cover his body with pretty pictures.

Then everyone will think he's pretty and handsome and want to kiss him.

How can puppy be sad then?

#doglogic
September 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Luna: Must rearrange and dig every square inch of my blanket to make it comfy and make sure there are no snakes.
Also Luna: Eventually curls up and settles just barely on the corner of said blanket, most of her is not on it.
#DogLogic
January 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Clearly the dogs envied your ability to dance on your hind two legs for so long, Scott. #Clearly! #DogLogic 🐶🤔🤣
a doge is dancing and waving with the words `` fun times '' behind him .
ALT: a doge is dancing and waving with the words `` fun times '' behind him .
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April 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Mahm's out of town so I am staying with my aunt, uncle, and cousin Charlie. He taught me a great trick. If you go out in the backyard and pee, you get a cookie when you come back in. I have been out 25 times today. In fact, I think I need to go again!

#doglogic #puppysitting
March 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
National Spoil Your Dog Day? Buddy, that’s just called… every day in this house. 🐶🍖 #NationalSpoilYourDogDay #DogLogic #DogsOfbsky #dogs #pets #petholidays #pawlidays #furfriendly #holiday365
August 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Message for hoomans: be the brave, loyal, and loving person that your dog deserves. The world would be better if everyone followed this simple rule. That is all.

#doglogic #dogwisdom #dogpark
February 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Mahm, can you please tell this hooman to pay more attention to me? I know there are other dogs that also want pets, but my needs come first!

#doglogic #puppylove #greedydog
January 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
if dog bed soft, why couch better?

#doglogic #relateabledogs #dogowner #dogs #dog #pets
November 25, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Send help! Charly is broken 😂 How is this even comfy?! My back hurts just looking at him... 🐶 #DogLogic #ComfyOrBroken"
February 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Hey auntie, Charlie and I are on strike against this daylight savings time thing. I actually need more sleep, not less! We demand that you do something about this or we will NOT pose for cute photos!

#puppysitting #doglogic #enddaylightsavings
March 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Had to remind mahm that she can make phone calls from the #dogpark. While she is busy with this hooman business, I can protect us from the squirrels!

#Doglogic #dogwisdom
February 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Cousin Charlie has an epic set of puppy dog eyes. He is now teaching me the concept of second dinner. It is pretty epic. I might have to keep this up when Mahm comes to get me.

#puppysitting #doglogic #seconddinner
March 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Wants me to throw it but doesn’t want me to have it. #DogLogic
November 28, 2024 at 10:15 PM
June 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hey #dogsofbluesky, have you taken your hooman to the #dogpark recently? Times might be ruff, but when we show up for the pack we get fresh air, new friends, and we keep the squirrels at bay.

#dogwisdom #doglogic
May 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Hey auntie... let me up on your lap during lunch. What if there is a monster on the table? Who will protect you?

#doglogic #puppysitting #dogsofbluesky
March 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM