Always make time to wait for the cute cashier and skip the self checkout.
Worst case, you improve your likely social awkwardness through a conversation.
Best case, you end up with a date tomorrow night.
Always make time to wait for the cute cashier and skip the self checkout.
Worst case, you improve your likely social awkwardness through a conversation.
Best case, you end up with a date tomorrow night.
Your music isn’t old, new music is just trash.
Spotify wrapped doesn’t know what it’s talking about
Your music isn’t old, new music is just trash.
Spotify wrapped doesn’t know what it’s talking about
You may go to the gym for the women, but it's always the Bros dropping compliments and asking questions
You may go to the gym for the women, but it's always the Bros dropping compliments and asking questions
Watch Shrinking
Impossible to make it through the show without doing your own introspective soul searching
Watch Shrinking
Impossible to make it through the show without doing your own introspective soul searching
Y'all. Porn is free. I guarantee there's similar looking women at the coffee shop or Target - TODAY!
What are you paying for?
#DivorcedGuyTip 7 - Have some self-respect, ya degenerates.
Y'all. Porn is free. I guarantee there's similar looking women at the coffee shop or Target - TODAY!
What are you paying for?
#DivorcedGuyTip 7 - Have some self-respect, ya degenerates.
The woman you pick up on a Friday night probably ain’t the one.
☝️
The Dog Park Saturday mornings though…
The woman you pick up on a Friday night probably ain’t the one.
☝️
The Dog Park Saturday mornings though…
First date prep. Pre Turkey edition.
Go do a vanity workout before - Have those shoulders looking like a Greek sculpture, even through the shirt.
Physical boost sure, but the mental confidence it’ll give you is huge.
🍻
First date prep. Pre Turkey edition.
Go do a vanity workout before - Have those shoulders looking like a Greek sculpture, even through the shirt.
Physical boost sure, but the mental confidence it’ll give you is huge.
🍻
Don’t date someone with your ex wife’s name. You’re not Ron Swanson.
Unrelated - you can spell Hannah multiple ways, right?
Don’t date someone with your ex wife’s name. You’re not Ron Swanson.
Unrelated - you can spell Hannah multiple ways, right?