Great googly-moogly. That's 98.6 here in the non-metric barbarian wilderness! How is it that 'normal body temperature' for humans is such a hellacious temperature to exist in for us?
#DeepThoughts (or maybe #DerpThoughts)

random brain burp- everything that is actually russia’s doing gets turned around by 45 and blamed on china. wouldn’t it be some crazy shit to discover that putin had the ‘rona created and set it loose in wuhan? #DerpThoughts

Y'know, it really sucks that no one has ever taken the opportunity to create "Abhor brand Vacuums".
#dadjoke #badpuns #wordplay #whyyesIamabitstoned #420humor #derpthoughts #deepthoughts #writer

If one offers currency to a restaurant in exchange for an order of calamari, that’s technically a squid pro quo
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#DerpThoughts