#ArgentinianPolitics #PoliticalRockstars #MileiVsGravity #DemocracyWithPebbles #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com and Sponsored by: **Argentinian President Javier Milei Leaves Rally After Protesters Throw Rocks, Unveils New Olympic Sport** In what political experts now call “Granitegate,” Argentinian President Javier Milei made headlines yesterday after leaving his own rally following a barrage of rocks flung by disgruntled protesters. Eyewitnesses say the President exited the stage at record speed, narrowly missing both projectiles and the opportunity to launch his highly anticipated proposal to replace Congress with a pack of economic textbooks.