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mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow while we're on the topic of Troubled Listings, a favorite reappeared:
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
Aerial view shot of a listing alongside the Pacific Ocean. It is in a line of other similar homes. Alt text from description, Juicy Part highlighted: NOTE: This property is priced below market value due to problematic geological and geotechnical issues that impact the use and desirability of the property. Sellers have engaged various soils consultants, geologists and geotechnical engineers to evaluate the condition of the property and there is related litigation pending against Sellers' predecessors in interest. Sellers have been advised by their geotechnical consultants not to reside in the Property nor rent the Property to third parties because of the geological and geotechnical issues. Due diligence is essential, and we recommend consulting legal and engineering professionals to assess the implications of these findings.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow "$500k price cut over just a few years? Wonder what happe--"
(ty to @peddie.bsky.social for finding this)

www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
Aerial photography of some oceanside homes. Browser bar shows this as taken in 2012 Same spot, but from 2024. The ocean has eroded a huge amount of land Ground view of the house with pink bubble-gum garage doors. There's a cliffside just meters from the back porch. Seaside view, from a drone. It's a sheer drop
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
mrgeop.bsky.social
Thanks for coming, folks!
#CursedZillow
Behold.... a bath buddy.....
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow stream is starting up!
twitch.tv/geop
the WHAT school??
Building with a sign atop it reading "CANAL-SCHOOL". The "C" in canal is very faded.
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow very impressive
Office of what seems to be an older person, surrounded by glass case figurines spanning Barbies and other types (which are hard to read).
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
mrgeop.bsky.social
Secret Bonus #CursedZillow stream to test out the new fiber, followed by some sponsored stuff!
twitch.tv/geop
Man.
Sasquatch in bath-robe, holding a mug, looking out from his porch
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow bonus
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow he knows
He knows
HE KNOWS
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
November 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow hElp
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow is starting up! The month of The Feast is upon us
twitch.tv/geop
From atop a spookily-lit stairway, you can see a doormat at the foot of it. It is flipped and reversed. Zoomed-flipped, it read: "I'LL FEED ALL YOU FUCKERS"
November 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow Here's the promised housing horror
A kitchen with siding that changes midway up along the wall, toward the ceiling. Bottom half: corrugated metal, very shiny. Top half: Horizontal boards. Probably stained to look like red oak? Oh, and the ceiling. It's just shutters. Like, white-colored window shutters? But they glued them up there.
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow thank you for coming.
Resonating with "expression on the right"
October 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow goth ballpit.........
October 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow stream is starting
twitch.tv/geop
ENTER IF U DARE...........
House with a split two-car garage. A panther is painted in two halves on each door, with the right-most (showing the head) being noticeably better in quality
October 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow thanks for coming, folks! Have a great week!!
Top floor of an ~1820s house. It's in pretty ok shape overall, but the plaster/paint have fallen from the ceiling over the stairway. A sign is dangling from a chandelier beside the damage. It has an arrow pointing up and reads "This ceiling is being repaired soon"
October 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow welcome to the Guest Room, smiley face
October 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow the market is underwater, they say
October 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow stream is starting!
twitch.tv/geop
The Baba Yaga house had timbs.....
House-like structure, shaped like a big boot. Overgrown with vines.
October 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow Thanks for coming to the bonus stream!! Have a great week!

Nosferatu is looking girlypop in the pink--wait, the what?
House listing. A pink, fluffy wall has a cut-out of Nosferatu tucked into it. He is ACTUALLY a door. Listing tags. One of which is "NEON-LIT LAIR OF LUST"
October 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow "oof" sound
October 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow eat pant
October 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow Thanks for coming, folks! I leave you with a cursed gift. Please drink deeply.
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
October 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow ey babe, check out my ride
October 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow HOLLERS
October 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow wheeze.......
October 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM